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"Terrible thing, to have your identity taken from you." Foodie. Coffee Snob. Macaron Specialist. Avid TV watcher. Movie goer. Feminist. Video Game Player.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[winemom]

[squats in some mist dramatically] fuck what the aliens said

[winemom]

[hairstylesbeauty]

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[rosjon21620-deactivated20210713]

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[aidenjaxwrites]

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

[dr-gloom]

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

[fallentitan98]

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

VERY NIcE

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

[purplmonster]

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Private looks like Dan Howell

[isa-ghost]

That last comment made me snort out loud omg

[pricklyknuckle]

WHERE IS MELMAN THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

[pricklyknuckle]

aha

[black-rose-blade]

Had to reblog again for Melman

Edit ps - found the artist in someone else’s reblog so I’ll add the name to these

Also the Instagram page has reposted his work

@crazytom666 is the artist.

[thelowlysatsuma]

the kING J U L I A N

[chordata7]

king julian slays

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[longseasons]

hey!!!! i forgot! grandma wanted me to tell you she’s making stew tonight!!!!!

[longseasons]

[briefcatglitter]

[thesnadger]

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

[thesnadger]

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

[coughloop]

The shit just never ends huh

[oingaboigurt]

$10 says none of you even watched it. Ya'll are obsessed.

[sushinfood]

Ah yes. REAL racism. Not the kind of FAKE racism spread to mostly impressionable young white boys who parrot everything Felix says in a desperate attempt to be cool and popular with their peers and thus grow up thinking racism is humour. Not that racism.

[whelvenwings]

From "Confronting Holocaust Denial with David Baddiel"

[careens]

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

[murhuedur]

[unseeliedyke-deactivated2021120]

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[gafgifs]

[jakeperalta]

I love one man and his name is andy samberg

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

imagine how much better society would be if the emoji keyboard looked like this

[disneytrampstamp]

lil nas X we know it’s you

[3798tadpole]

hey so what the fuck was this about

[arrivisting]

are these not, basically, wedding vows