happiness is blueberry pancakes

an archive of a johnlock blog

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

[valkoswolf]

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

[princesstigerbelle]

She is listening

[myprettypreciouscargo]

Lol x

[catsuggest]

mood: soft. optomostic. tail up. taking steps in a positive direction

[catsuggest]

[hisduckling]

When you hang out with RDJ too much:

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[yuu-kun96]

Drawn with photo reference: (Taron Egerton) Eggsy from Kingsman the Golden Circle movie

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[thequotejournals]

I am calm. I am calm. It is the calm before something awful.

Sylvia Plath | @thequotejournals (via thequotejournals)

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is only one sunset and it has been going around the world for billions of years.

[eliosu]

The Baker sStreet Boys wish you a very happy valentine!

[twisteddoodles]

Happy Valentine’s Day from your cat.

[asapscience]

HOW ROMANTIC!

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[sherlockshadow]

The Weather

Sherlock dies and it’s raining. Mary dies and the sun is shinning.

[gurkenpflaster]