infinite deadlines

| Gia | 23 | Philippines | She/Her | Bisexual af | tbh i just want to be a dragon |

[babyanimalgifs]

“Rescue kitten. The only way I got it to stop crying for mama was by wrapping it up in a rag and petting it’s cheeks“

(Source)

[findingabue-deactivated20210729]

Safe baby

[e1ff3l]

Purrito

[cutekittensarefun]

My cat thumbs up

[funnypizzaland2002]

My cat thumbs up

[christianstepmoms]

My cat thumbs up

[hotvampireadjacent]

My cat thumbs up

[sirfrogsworth]

He doesn’t look a day over 129. 

[thefrogman]

This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise. 

He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma. 

Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.

Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis. 

Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting thirst trap to Instagram. 

After he uses his powers of seduction he’ll get busy with Emma. 

Or Fred.

Did I mention the world’s oldest tortoise is bisexual? 

Nice. 

[camb99-cbmi6]

Iconic.

[lotrlocked]

Wow

[everythingfox]

Fishy friend

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[sylph-of-limebloods]

They all sound like seals when they start saying it together!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[sushinfood]

I LOVE THIS??

[10moonymhrivertam]

I love the shapes of his mouth when he starts overennunciating it

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[cipheramnesia]

I really have questions here.

[wandererwithasilvertongue]

Shapeshifter didn't feel like uncatting to make the drink.

[cipheramnesia]

I have fewer questions.

[teawithmochi]

a comrade

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[bunjywunjy]

wait you mean these people actually talked like that, it wasn’t just a movie thing???

[ampervadasz]

[switching-to-glide]

You will never be able to lay down alone if there’s a Golden Retriever around.

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

an  Abundance  of  Blessings

[marlinspirkhall]

“Oh, wow, 3 dogs, that’s a lot!”

*more dogs swarm into frame*

“Oh no”

[justcatposts]

I NEED THEM ALL SO BADLY 

(via)

[diarygirls]

[mothermishy]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCZPXDoJw7m/?igshid=1rx3fmderyqya

[dinamanderina-deactivated202503]

I really enjoy drawing these DA character busts

[world-of-cats]

Hydra Island, Greece. A fishing boat returning to port receives a royal welcome by the locals. ( Source )

[bitchvirgo]

y’all i got obsessive, ingenious, familiar lmao

[charlesoberonn]

This site defies all logic.

A network or service that fails to make enough money for its shareholders generally gets closed down within 2-3 years.

Tumblr lost Yahoo a billion dollars and it's still around.

[charlesoberonn]

That is actually quite [DATA EXPUNGED]

[kyraneko]

I wonder if it’s like the corporate equivalent of one of those “unsolved but not proven insolvable” math problems . . . like, this site is popular as fuck, the concept of reblogs and the streams of added commentary that develop are clearly loved, if someone ever figures out how to monetize it properly they’ll find themselves sitting on a gold mine . . . but in the meantime nobody knows how to get the money out of it so they’re just passing it around and looking at it and trying a few things like it’s the Horrible Goose from the untitled goose game and they’re trying to figure out how to make it lay the golden eggs while it runs away with an IPO in its beak.

[xbutwithlesbians]

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

[musique-de-la-nuit]

sign me the fuck up

[wheel-of-fish]

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

[musique-de-la-nuit]

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

[thenightling]

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula.  Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

[bubblepunk99s]

@immortalmelanin

[doctorfab]

@hershellaytonlovespuzzles