Team Can’t Sit In Chairs Correctly

27 | Name's Al, I like cats. In this house we stan @zephyrine-gale.

[throo]

Google’s removal of its search function is going great btw

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[zephyrine-gale]

happy witch hat atelier day!

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[red-garden]

evil Sword perfec t way for get out of a/byss! inside very Normal and Friendly binghe get out of abyss with Evil Sword. Put Hand On Evil Sword. no problems ever with eviil sword because good Sharp and Weapon for binghe weak of big abyss. Aevil Sword yes a sword for binghe put binghe with evil sword can trust evil sword for giveing good escape to binghe. friend sword

[skarchomp]

I'm not on the pulse of the gen 7 meta, what bumped Mantine up there? Just the 20 extra base HP?

[skarchomp]

“oh but any Electric attack will take it out”

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[unknownwriter404]

I want to commit to a single story so badly. But with every idea, I am reminded I am a serial novel cheater

[byjove]

I usually hate seeing people being stiffed for their labor but I think it’s very funny ICE agents have not been getting their $50k sign on bonus, many are still waiting for their healthcare benefits to kick in and some are complaining they haven’t been getting their paychecks. You sold your soul to the Exploiting and Abusing People Agency and they started exploiting you too? Wow. Crazy.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Became violent thugs for the Guy Who Famously Doesn't Pay His Bills and you're not getting paid? Huh.

[ariart0]

That cute little training outfit from the ending <3

[deathcatcher]

"I would live for you" hits a lot harder than "I would die for you" imo. you're so important to me that I would pick myself up out of my grave for you. you give me a kind of hope that I thought I couldn't feel anymore. a future with you in it is a future I want to be there for. dying for you is easy, living for you is making the choice every day to get up and keep going

[reescookies]

[ Constellation Demon King of Salvation is currently activating Will to live lv.1]

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[headspace-hotel]

it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.

It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[irisunmuted]

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

[cherrypikkins]

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

[mumblingsage]

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

[lunlumo]

DO NOT, under any circumstances, hold MEN'S figure skating singles on FRIDAY THE 13TH EVER AGAIN