Movie! Sonic Says Eff Cringe Culture!

Warning: This is a Sonic Movie Positive Blog! / Hey Y'all! Call me Eggs or L. / Age: 22 / I mostly talk Sonic, but I'll re-blog whatever. / Loyal Member of the Eggman Empire. / Barely qualifies as a blog. / Leave your lives at the door and pick up a red shirt on your way in.

[hardboiledfollower]

Sonic movie spin-off?

Ok, so this is jumping the G.U.N since the movie isn’t even out yet but....

A spin off movie about Shadow and his life before the events of SA2 would perfect, right? Think about it. Out of all the StH characters, he’s got the most flesh out backstory and SA2 arguably has the most “actually a story” plot of the games. Gerald and Maria Robotnik and their experiments on the Space Colony ARK would be a good way to bridge and explain the whole two worlds thing. It would be a good basis for world building. More character insight for Shadow, a character who’s popular with both fans and the general public. Baby Shadow!!! What’s not to like!

[hardboiledfollower]

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMFAO

[sawasawako-archived]

it occurs to me that the reason why people don’t venture outside YA or mainstream entertainment (e.g. marvel, disney, popular children’s tv, etc.) is bc beyond the media created primarily for mass consumption, it’s difficult for fans & audiences to break into and grow attached to narratives that resist commodification and superficial engagement. like the reason why people put fanfiction up on a pedestal and read only YA romance or fantasy and love the new loki show is bc they demand very little from you as a viewer / reader. they don’t ask for your participation in the creation of meaning within the story, they don’t require you to look deeper, probe further, in order to unlock inwoven layers of meaning & significance. they just give you characters you can divorce from the context of the narrative and fictional universe, tropes to latch onto and take out of context, imagery & iconography to replicate and reproduce so that you do their marketing for them, and commodified narratives and archetypes that say nothing and do nothing but make it easy for people to project their own fantasies and desires and expectations onto. that’s what it comes down to

[ham-of-despair]

Oh nice! I love tumblr pseudo-intellectualism.

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

im bored who wants to play chess with me

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

[femmepathy]

um... i made all of them horsies bc that's my favorite. sorry

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

oh i don't mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)

[femmepathy]

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

[kamenriderhamo]

thye gave the icon tits

[supergameboytwo]

STOP TAGGING THIS AS ROUGE THE BAT

[hoshihime98]

This Week on: Sonic The Hedgehog

[idkwhattonameitlol-deactivated2]

Is no one gonna elaborate?

[hoshihime98]

Short explanation: if Sonic's clone is a girl it means that sonic could be afab

Long explanation:

In Sonic The Hedgehog 2 there was a glitch were Sonic's palette would turn green and black, the fans named it evil sonic/ Ashura the hedgehog

Archie's artist Ken Penders turned this concept into a character named Scourge The Hedgehog, aka anti-sonic; a sonic from a parallele universe, bizzarro style

He was a fan favorite but Penders wasnt really the best (Google Ken Penders lawsuits to check) and gived a lot of problems to Sega and in the end the Archie comics had to stop because of him, and now IDW pubblish sonic comics, and due how messy Archie sonic was, now Sonic Team has put a lot of rules of what the writers can or can not put in the comic.

Since they cant use Scourge anymore; IDW made a new character based on the green sonic glitch:

Surge the Tenrec; a clone of sonic made by Dr Starline! And since she is a clone and a girl; accidentally implies that sonic may be afab

[skyentificinvestigator]

the idea that franziska von karma would allow the man who broke her perfect win record to be disbarred at all (yet alone for seven whole years) is entirety ludacris. she would have taken that as a personal insult to her skill as a prosecutor and would have called up the whole of interpol to investigate and get that fool reinstated. she would have beat kristoph gavin’s ass so hard he flew into the next century. she would have gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossed that situation so hard that phoenix would get his badge back almost immediately.

[birdsareblooming]

Charmy and Cream are excellent characters because they're good at showing how actual little children are. Which is needed because while they're over drawing their favorite chao with crayons Tails is over in the corner building a tv out of paperclips and saying words like "defenestration"

[birdsareblooming]

I don't know what the fuck's going on with Marine

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

she’s setting something on fire

[mellow-elbow]

Tails babysitting Charmy and Cream:

Marine, unsupervised in the Sol dimension

[somecutething]

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

[obscure-tv-reference]

el gato mas gordo 

[littlereyofsunlight]

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

[teathattast]

Motherfucker ultimate

[that-twink-over-there]

It's Fat Fred Friday

[wanderer-chronicles]

Absolute unit

[thatwasuzi]

Fat Fred Friday

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

i should be in charge of writing sonic prime

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

i should be in charge of writing sonic prime (3/?)

yes that last one is a remake of a meme I made like a month ago shh

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

i should be in charge of writing sonic prime (2/?)

[valtsv]

my worst fear? bathroom mosquitos. i'm not even kidding. the idea of being "that guy who got bit on the coochie" fills me with a kind of dread and fear like no other.

[valtsv]

when i asked the universe to send me someone to eat my ass i did not mean a tiny little blood stealing bitch with the yet to be matched evil power of giving you itchy lumps all over your body that make you look and feel like a plague victim but that is exactly what i got and THAT is why you have to be specific and clear in your manifestations. fucking monkey's paw around here.

[valtsv]

whoever sent me the anonymous ask with nothing but the words "bee movie" within seconds after i posted this, i will spend the rest of my life tracking you down and hunting you for sport if i have to and i will be forgiven in the eyes of both god and the law for doing so

[sweetoothgirl]

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

[salticid]

[rouxlz-kaard]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

me: sees the word caribou anywhere

my brain for the last 19 years:

[tallahasseemp3]

This is just The Magnus Institute.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

[crazyintheeast]

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

[whentherewerebicycles]

this addition is cracking me up

[nudityandnerdery]

Looks like the Yale Library is blasting off again!

[newsfromstolenland]

It's interesting, and by interesting I mean transparent, that white americans and canadians are the ones trying to convince cuban people that their anti-government protests are US-sponsored. Yes, people are using this to suggest that the states should intervene, which absolutely should not happen beyond lifting trade sanctions, but that doesn't mean the cuban protestors are US agents!

This isn't about you. This isn't about me. This is about the cuban people. Not everything that happens in the world is about the united states (or canada)! Can we please focus on boosting cuban voices and not our own agendas?

[swordsofdevotion]

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