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wish fulfillment au where boromir lives through amon hen and since the ring has moved on his thoughts are clear and heâs just aragornâs devoted right handÂ
and he and gimli gripe endlessly about the run across rohan because âi had THIS MANY ARROWS in my chest i want our hobbits back but CAN WE SLEEPâ and heâs 5000% ticked by the rohirrim who donât respect aragorn and he and eowyn become rampaging bffs and he gets in on the body counting at helmâs deep (âARAGORN IâM BEHIND IâM GOING TO THE DOORâ âYOU ARE NOT GET BACK HEREâ) and he and treebeard become instant kin because mi hobbit es su hobbit and he goes through the dimholt pass with aragorn and hates every single second of it but is unfailingly by his side through all of it
and then gets to minas tirith and reunites with faramir and finds out pippin is a guard of the citadel and has to go lock himself in a room and laugh for hours
âMi hobbit es su hobbitâ
So I have like zero followers, so this addition to this wonderful post is likely only for my own benefit. But hereâs some of my favorite Boromir!Lives fics.Â
*Some of these might be unfinished, and all of them are as old as hell.
*Boromir, Thou Shall Live - by pmochizuki - Â A different choice is made, and Boromir does not die. How will his being alive affect the future of Middle Earth? Mostly drama and action, though a bit of romance is entangled in the plot. AU
The Long Road Home - by Scribblesinink -  Against all odds, Boromir survives Amon Hen. Ashamed and filled with remorse, he goes on a quest for redemption. Bound by his promise to a sick man, Faramir keeps the secret of his brotherâs survival. But as secrets are wont to do, the truth comes [âŠ]
Rapid Peril - by majorbee - An attack by Orcs at the rapids of Sarn Gebir, leaves Frodo and a wounded Boromir trapped in the middle of the river. The Ring takes its chance. Can Boromir resist? And if he does, how it will it alter events at Amon Hen and further?
Boromirâs Journey Home: From Amon Hen to Minas Tirith - by majorbee -Â Badly wounded at Amon Hen Boromir travels with Gimli by boat to Osgiliath. Here he is reunited first with Sam, then with Faramir. Finally, home at last, he faces further attempts on his life by those who never intended he should return from his mission toÂ
Itâs also worth noting that the shortest of these fics is 97k.
So new blog is a go. After consideration and talking it over with friends, I decided not to full out delete this one (mostly because of all the writing I did directly into the tumblr window during the swtor-tumblr~guild days whups.)
Iâll still be checking in on this account for the next few days, but otherwise this is goodbye! Or well see you around. Hurrah.
First turn and palpatine is already in jail. Vader is visiting. #starwars #gamenight #monopoly
I know the tags on that last post makes me sound angry, but my excite far outweighs any upset I have right now.
Iâm just greedy.Â
I want more.
The Grand Admiralâs pose, position, backlighting, and costume were all directly lifted from really old Thrawn concept art.
Why you playinâ with me like this, Disney, what did I do to you?
JUST FUCKINâ GIVE ME THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN THRAWN THRAWN THRAWN THRAWN THRAWN THRAWN
Why do I never see you get dragged???
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âvillain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child, gets shot in the face by ma kent, who buries him behind the barn with the othersâ would probably have niche appeal as a comic but i donât care, i want it
The first time a man from the future showed up at Martha Kentâs house, Clark Kent was two years old.
According to his birth certificate, anyway. She just kind of accepted that the details were a little fudged. Relativity, and all.
Maybe the stranger would have succeeded in whatever it was he wanted to do, except that he really did just show up. Appeared, like a ghost made flesh, right in the backyard. Clark, thank goodness, was out in the fields with Jonathan. He couldnât bear to be alone, that boy, and they could never bear to leave him.
Which left Martha free to shoot the ghostly intruder in the face.
Martha had not always considered herself a shoot first, ask questions later sort of a person. But that was before she found a baby in a spaceship where her corn was supposed to be.
Theyâd switch off, Jonathan and her, who got Clark and who got the shotgun. Martha got the shotgun more often than not. Guns made her husband uncomfortable. She was hardly a fan, but sheâd always been a terrible pacifist. Too determined to defend herself.
The sight of all that blood and brain and bone was still nauseating. She compartmentalized, told herself it was no different from slaughtering a cow; didnât think about riot gear or tear gas or the friends sheâd lost or all the things sheâd moved away from when her heart couldnât take it any longer. This was different. This was her son.
She prodded the corpse with her foot. It remained a corpse. A real nasty looking corpse, all big and burly and holding a gun much too large. She didnât like making assumptions based on appearances, but she didnât imagine heâd been coming for anything nice. She bent down to search his pockets, found a metal wallet and flipped it open.
Born 2018.
Well, hell. Wasnât that just a kick in the pants?
Probably she ought to have been a bit more unsettled than she was. But sheâd been waiting two years for someone to show up on her doorstep, men in black or UFOs or something. Hell, sheâd half expected her sweet little boy to hatch into something worse.
Just because she brought home space babies didnât mean she was a damn fool.
Jonathan had rejoined her in long strides, was holding Clark in such a way that he couldnât see the corpse on the ground. âWell, shit,â he said.
âEyup,â Martha agreed.
âDonât look government.â
âNope.â
âWe burying him?â
âIâll bury him,â Martha said, standing up. âYou get Clark inside and read him a book or something. I donât want him seeing any of this, getting him messed up in the head.â
âYou sure? Looks heavy.â
âThatâs why we have a wheelbarrow. Iâll stick him out behind the barn, might as well keep all our secrets in one place.â
Martha had a long time to think as she dug a time travelerâs grave. There were a lot of reasons someone might travel back in time trying to kill her kid. The first was her instinct as a mother, which was: he was a fucking asshole. Who killed a kid? Fucking assholes, that was who.
Now, it was also possible that her sweet little boy grew up to be some kind of space Hitler. She didnât think sheâd raise that kind of a kid, but she didnât suppose there was any parent who set out to raise a Hitler.
Still didnât sit right with her. She didnât much like the idea of killing baby Hitler, either.
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I did not know that I needed 6k of Martha Kent sassing her husband and shooting people in the face, but goddamn, I really did.
This is a fucking brilliant fic.
This is the best thing I have read in AGES.
Iâve written three posts and discarded them about TWD, and I think that sums things up really.
Well that and Negan was glorious.
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I donât know why I think Iâll remember the awesome things I thought up while falling asleep, in the morning, when I canât even remember the awesome things I thought up when my brain jumped ahead three paragraphs ago while actually writing.
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This is adorable. I think Iâm gonna check this show out.
When I first saw this, I did not have a dragon pal. Now I do.
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