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Used to be Mycdiary 'I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research.'

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm gonna be exponentially happy for the rest of the day today

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

[webboygirl]

sorry what

[communistkenobi]

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Crash

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Ya’ll know the happiness will come you you when you least expect it meme / tumblr post

WTF 2020

[marauders4evr]

So imagine you get told that you’re going to attend middle school (in the US). And it’s like a really prestigious school. So prestigious in fact that the gardener, who’s taking you to get your school supplies, which is perfectly normal, offhandedly mentions that the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, constantly contacts your middle school principal for political advice. Like, he does this on a daily basis. And you’re like, “Well, that’s a little weird, but definitely not the weirdest thing I heard today.”

But then it does get weird because now you’re in the seventh grade, a cute little twelve-year-old, and things are happening around the school and you’re worried that the gardener is somehow involved. So you and your friend go visit his house and then the principal of the school shoes up with the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, and the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump is just like, “You, Gardener, you’re under arrest for attempted murder.” because even though the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, has…you know…an entire branch of the government that’s in charge of arresting people, he personally came to this man’s house to do it, and it’s like…yep that’s definitely weird, but, I don’t know, maybe it’s just because it’s such a prestigious school but…like…yeah no the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, personally showed up to arrest a gardener, that’s weird.

So it’s a few months later, you’ve just turned thirteen, you’re about to start the eighth grade, and you get into a huge fight with your relatives and run away. So you stay at a hotel and granted, it’s a pretty well-known hotel, but still, what are the coincidences that the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump shows up to be like, “You’re not under arrest” and so you’re thinking to yourself, “Well, that’s a relief and also not really your division???” and then the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, adds, “Just wanted to let you know about the FBI’s Most Wanted” and you’re like, “Okay, thank you for the vague info” and then the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, pays for you to stay in the hotel for a few weeks and then up and leaves and literally none of those things are in his job description.

Remember that middle school you attend? You go back to it and things seem mostly normal, except for the fact that the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, is so worried about the FBI’s Most Wanted list that he sends bodyguards to your middle school with licenses to kill and torture, and you’re like, “Does he actually have the authority to do that?” and then the principal is like, “Okay but they can only stay outside, I will not allow these government sanctioned bodyguards into the actual school” and you’re like, “Does he actually have the authority to do that?” but apparently they both do because that’s exactly what happens.  

It’s a few months after that, you’re still in the eighth grade, Christmas is coming, and you sneak into the nearby town and you see the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump casually meeting up with two of your teachers, the gardener he recently arrested, and a bartender and they all walk into a bar like this is some kind of joke and as he gets drunk with the teachers/ gardener/ bartender, the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, loudly talks about how one of the guys on FBI’s Most Wanted is out to get you, you, specifically…and it’s like…thank you for that exposition, President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, what the fuck are you even doing here???

And THEN it’s the end of the eighth grade and the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, shows up to kill your gardener’s horse.

The point is that the first half a dozen introductions of Cornelius Fudge were really, really, weird, all things considered…

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CHANGE THE FONT BACK !!!!

[jodiewhittakersource]

Jodie Whittaker Reads Fan Comments

[mw-draws]

I love Colin Baker

[nukanemonerd-deactivated2019010]

Why can I at 16

• get married

• die for my country

• have sex

• leave home

• get my own passport

But I can’t vote and have a decision in my country’s future. If there is to be another general election following this mess that Theresa May has made, then please let 16 and 17 year olds vote, we live here. We should have the right to vote. I know may other people my age feel like this. So why can’t we. If I can die for my country I should be able to play a part in the democracy of it.

[harmonicalock]

We should have been able to vote the first time round too - this is our future they're screwing with !

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Having seen Ocean's 8 again, I decided making notes (in the dark) while I was watching would be a good idea, mostly because I need more fanfiction of these babies and now I've read all of it my next step is trying to write some. These are just some cute character points I thought I'd share because they're good details and... why not...

- Debbie talks with her mouth full

- Daphne is confidently chewing gum at a press conference with like 30 reporters

- Lou wears a tonne of jewellery (necklaces, bracelets, rings), most of it gold

- When they're talking to Rose on the floor with the Nutella, Lou's (light blue) suit jacket is pulled together closed in some way but it isn't buttoned

- Lou has a colourful 'normal' phone case (unlike all her outfits)

- Rose has two pairs of glasses on her head at once, like she pushed one up but then needed different ones and just left them there

- "A him gets noticed, a her gets ignored" (but seriously nobody could ignore her in that dress at the gala)

- Tammy has an iPhone (6 ish) in a gold case, Debbie is named 'Debbie Ocean' on there (unlike her being 'Jlbrd' on Lou's)

- Constance lives in Queens (Lou's place/warehouse is most likely Manhattan because there's a couple shot of Central Park

- Constance hits the computer when it isn't working properly

- Daphne has a panic attack while Rose is practicing the dressing with the safety pin necklace

- Lou and Debbie's bingo scam was 10 years ago in New Jersey. Debbie has shorter hair like Lou's and a fringe, Lou looks basically the same.

- Lou's place is right next to where they are for the beach scene where they fight (Hudson river ?)

- Rose's phone case has flowers on it

- Nine Ball is painting white nail vanish on her toes in the van before the heist

- "The bathroom door you can't see because of your unique camera angles"

- When Daphne is talking to the security guards and James Corden they ask if there was anyone with her on the bathroom and her answers are 'my head' and 'I was barfing my guts out' but she must have known Constance was there so she's already covering for them even before Debbie and Lou approached her.

- We realised that Daphne.. "Was not a total frickin idiot."

-"You're becoming a criminal because you're lonely?"

- "Is it genetic, are the whole family like this ?"

- Daphne has Claude wrapped around her little finger and drooling over her

- When we see James Cordon get the picture of the diamond at Claude's from Debbie, it says '19 of 19', meaning they have sent 18 other pictures to each other for some reason

- They stored the foreign royal jewels in the fridge. Some of them were hanging on beer bottles

- Their shares - $38,800,000 each

- Constance does a handstand on a skateboard when she's at her new place.

A Question

Who knew about the other jewels ? Amita was there pushing the trolley with Lou after they got them so she must and logically Tammy would have been supervising them using the 3D printer to make all the duplicates but... I couldn't look at all their faces quick enough to see (but my mum said Tammy didn't have as much of a reaction) but now I'm really interested in the secret planing of that (which was kind of running a job in a job *raises eyebrows at Lou*) so if anyone has any theories on that let me know !

Also (because I'm really really invested in this), I'm kinda wondering how Lou's surname is being canonically accepted as Miller because I don't remember it being mentioned so if anyone's got any info on that please share !

[harmonicalock]

I think this pretty much sums up Harry Potter merch. Hogwarts. Gryffindor. Slytherin. And that's it. I saw some tote bags that were like this as well. And some t shirts. It's starting to get annoying, how some houses just get ignored. - Sincerely, a very unimpressed Ravenclaw.

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Tagged

I was tagged by @tragic-vampire, thank you so much !!

Rules: write your 10 favorite female characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 different people 

1 - Molly Hooper - BBC Sherlock 

2 - Abby Sciuto - NCIS 

3 - Nell Jones - NCIS: LA 

4 - Monica Geller - FRIENDS

5 - Rory Gilmore - Gilmore Girls 

6 - Rosa Diaz - Brooklyn Nine Nine 

7 - Bernadette Rostenkauski - The Big Bang Theory 

8 - Hermione Granger - Harry Potter 

9 - Karen Brockman - Outnumbered 

10 - Annalise Keating - How To Get Away With Murder

Somehow I started to run out of fandoms half way through and that was terrifying.

I tag... @sherlollyhp221b, @chloe-h-w, @ihavesomanyjams, @too-coolio-for-youlio1, @therealshnuffeluv, @ijustlurkalot, @ravenscore, @asakura-holly, @writing-prompt-s, @thegriefpolice

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Tagged

I was tagged by @mm-jay, thank you !! 

Rules - Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 followers you want to get to know better 

1) Name: ******. (Just editing my deadname out of this several years later, the rest of this is still cringy but I guess it can stay for the sake of history)

2) Nickname: I don't have one. Wait, hang on - Betty. *glares at Florence and Alex for that one* 

3) Height: 5 foot 2 I think. 

4) Orientation: Somewhere on the asexual spectrum. 

5) Nationality: British. 

6) Favorite fruit: Strawberry. 

7) Favorite season: Spring. It's not freezing or boiling so it works. 

8) Favorite flower: Maybe one of those bad ass ones that eat stuff ? 

9) Favorite scent: Anything that isn't obnoxiously pungent. 

10) Favorite color: Black. 

11) Favorite animal: Dog. 

12) Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: Coffee. Or anything else with caffeine in it basically. 

13) Average sleep hours: Like 5 hours, if that. 

14) Dog or cat person: Dog. 

15) Favorite fictional character: Mycroft Holmes. Anthea James. Molly Hooper.  Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Tim McGee. Ellie Bishop. Abby Sciuto. Nell Jones. Marty Deeks. I can't just pick one they're all my babies ! 

16) Number of blankets you sleep with: 2. 

17) Dream trip: America. To live. Forever. 

Question 18 seems to have disappeared at some point along the way so I have absolutely no idea what it is. 

19) Number of followers: 221. (!!!!!)

20) Random fact: I seem to have a skill of breaking every single pair of earphones I get within a month. 

 I can't think of 20 people to tag but ...

@tragic-vampire, @sherlollyhp221b, @chloe-h-w, @ihavesomanyjams, @too-coolio-for-youlio1, @therealshnuffeluv, @sincerelydayyy, @katerinaredbird, @ovejalucifer, @writing-prompt-s, @ijustlurkalot, @ravenscore, @asakura-holly, @thegriefpolice, @dragonsbain.

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Finally time to do this

[sherlockian-johnlockian-4life]

It’s been Christmas Day for at least a week now, how could it only be 2'o'clock

EVERY SHERLOCK FAN TODAY AT 2:00!! ⬆️⬆️

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I've been waiting all day to do this

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New fic - Everything’s Magical When It Snows

A day in the snow at the Holmes household.

My last fic for a while ! God this has been stressful ! I wrote this when it snowed last week (because this is England and snow is a big deal, especially in December) and happy Holmesian snow feels felt like a good idea. (I also spent our entire snow day typing this up rather than doing revision like I probably should have but shhh lets not talk about that).  This is the longest fic of the 1 year collection but it’s also the one I’m most happy with – it had the most editing time go in to it anyway.

Thank you again to Alex, you’re amazing !

Quote of the title – “Everything’s magical when it snows” – From Gilmore Girls Season 1, Episode ‘Love, War and Snow’ (Because nobody loves snow more than Lorelai Gilmore)