ParpyisaHarpi

90% SFW (some yandere stuff some gay stuff some memes some swears).

[harpyisaparpi]

Beetlejuice Bootleg anyone?

I never post but y’all!! It’s August 20!! Where're my bootlegs at??

[idontgetmemesijustrollwiththem]

Why’s no one talking abt the fact that matpat, not only apologized, but actually did something about it.

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[harpyisaparpi]

AS SOMEONE WHO CAN'T DRINK ANYTHING WITHOUT PEEING IT OUT GIVE MINUTES LATER I UNDERSTAND

[edgymcbaldi]

Idc if this meme is old I’m running outta ideas, also this fandom is dying…

…press e to pay respect

[canardroublard]

has this been done before or…?

[harpyisaparpi]

Ahahahaha

[i-am-a-fish]

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

[harpyisaparpi]

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[aberrantemotion]

Ignore my like I didnt mean to

[fishstickks]

IGNORE MY LIKE AHHH

[smells-like-chaos]

loudly clears throat

DON’T LIKE ALL MY POSTS AT ONCE.

[harpyisaparpi]

[curledupotters]

Stephanie defending oatmeal saying it’s perfect because you can add it with anything and Matthew defining Stephanie as perfect and that he doesn’t have add anything to her is some cute shit.

Matthew Patrick you smooth forker

[purple-and-afraid]

Steph: And this is my ex-boyfriend, Matt

Matt: i asked you to stop calling me that

Matt: I’m Stephanie’s husband

[purple-and-afraid]

matt and steph are the purest most adorable couple ever

[onehundredseventythree]

Oh god kings going into metamorphasis

[the-bone-thief]

I-what are you talking about

[onehundredseventythree]

My weird infant clone the snobs (anons) gave me.

[the-bone-thief]

YOUR WHAT NOW

[onehundredseventythree]

THAT WAS HOW I FELT AT FIRST TOO BUT NOW HE’S BEING A LITTLE BASTARD AND EATING EVERY ROCK HE CAN FIND

[the-bone-thief]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCH

[onehundredseventythree]

YEA YOU WANNA MEET HIM HES A LITTLE FUCK THAT EATS EVERYTHING HE GETS HIS HANDS ON

[the-bone-thief]

KEEP THAT FUCKING GREMLIN AWAY FROM ME

[onehundredseventythree]

Dont insult my son?

[the-bone-thief]

WHATEVER JUST DON’T FEED THAT THING AFTER MIDNIGHT

[onehundredseventythree]

Sic em king

[the-bone-thief]

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THEA FUCK. JESUS CHRIST GET IT AWAY FROM MEE

[onehundredseventythree]

Give him a hug, hes just a baby!

[official-grinch-fucker]

its eating my ribs IT’S EATING MY RIBS!!!!

[onehundredseventythree]

Wow didn’t know bone theif had a greenboy fetish

[bone-thiefs-abominations]

Fuck

[harpyisaparpi]

WAIT A SECOND

[selfshipsugguestions]

If you’re awake rn at 630 in the morning, imagine your F/O making you tea/coffe/hot chocolate

[artisticpawsi-deactivated201812]

I have a feeling your a high school student

[selfshipsugguestions]

Pfft close! I’m homeschooled so my schedule is whatever I want it to be, my body just happens to wake up at 4AM sometimes OvO 

[harpyisaparpi]

OMG HOMESCHOOLERS UNITE!!!!!!

[shogunofyellow]

[clarknokent]

You know she regrets this lmao

[dlubes]

watch the whole video. no way she does.

[allofmylovetess]

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

[personblogging]

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

[surprisebitch]

THE VIDEO MAKES THIS POST 94829383x BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS OHMY GOD

[little-ditto]

🤯🤣

[megabeagle]

Wait so hawkmoth uses butterflies to make akumas

And Mayura uses feathers

So if Chat Noir was evil…

does that mean?

[harpyisaparpi]

I feel like this could actually be like really visually pleasing though. Like, Chat would just have this really evil looking cat that would possess the akumas and then give it to the actual person

[smooththegoofyshark]

Let's write a story but only use one word per reblog

Alrighty I’ll Start: The

[can-terfs-just-stop]

Big

[smooththegoofyshark]

Turtle

[deanismymom]

Ate

[truscum-transman]

A

[smooththegoofyshark]

Silver

[deanismymom]

Cow

[smooththegoofyshark]

That

[deanismymom]

Had

[ohwormbro]

Bad

[deanismymom]

Blue

[ohwormbro]

Candy

(WHY BLUE THO)

[smooththegoofyshark]

And

[deanismymom]

Licked

(Cuz it’s a Percy Jackson cow)

[smooththegoofyshark]

Some

[deanismymom]

Grass

[truscum-transman]

Because

[deanismymom]

Its

[truscum-transman]

Eyes

[little-ditto]

Were

[truscum-transman]

Glowing

[deanismymom]

Orange

[truscum-transman]

But

[deanismymom]

He

[smooththegoofyshark]

Also

[deanismymom]

Had

[truscum-transman]

A

[ohwormbro]

portal

[truscum-transman]

To

[smooththegoofyshark]

DairyQueen

[can-terfs-just-stop]

That

[smooththegoofyshark]

Was

[truscum-transman]

Rigged

[river-moon-goddess]

To

[truscum-transman]

Take

[river-moon-goddess]

Massive

[truscum-transman]

Potatoes

[river-moon-goddess]

And

[truscum-transman]

Spiky

[river-moon-goddess]

Haired

[smooththegoofyshark]

Hedgehogs

[truscum-transman]

That

[smooththegoofyshark]

Was

[arentordinaryvillainsadorable]

Incredibly

[smooththegoofyshark]

GAY

[ayajune185-deactivated20200812]

@biggest-gaudiest-fish I’m unfollowing you till this mess of a story is over

[smooththegoofyshark]

Aww fine I’ll cool it with the reblogs

[harpyisaparpi]

Actually tho can y'all like tag this pls?

[mary-on-the-contrary]

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

[rubesdragon]

her blog has already been removed and posts are being removed. dont stop reblogging this, dont let them silence us, dont let Leelah Alcorn be forgotten 

[zack-stop-youre-gonna-get-u-blog]

Rebloging cause she is such an inspiration and can’t be forgotten

[ohwormbro]

Don’t let Leelah be forgotten 

[harpyisaparpi]

I don't know who she is but my caveman mind says she's pretty so I reblog