Sailor Sapphic

Trans woman I am Bisexual and proud Witch What if we kissed under a sky full of stars??? Haha jk.... Unless?? 🤔 Formerly knows as Riverdahlia-vs-assholes

[yocalio]

ASSASSIN’S CREED VALHALLA (2020)

[princesstigerbelle]

[stupidpetface]

[violentbeauregarde]

@narwhalsarefalling

[imaginarywitchcraft-deactivated]

"...plants that reach for the sun have a strong solar quality, which lends itself to workings of healing, happiness, and joy.

Plants that are poisonous or develop strong root systems and return year after year have a saturnine quality, lending themselves to necromancy, cursing, and dark spirit work.

Plants with barbs, thorns, or irritants are martial in nature and are useful for defense and success in competitive areas.

If a plant has large, fragrant blossoms, it can be said to possess a venereal nature, potent in love, friendship, and beauty.

Plants that hold watery or milky substances or enjoy the shade have a lunar quality, useful in divination and foresight.

Plants with complex, small leaves or petals that flutter in the wind often have a mercurial nature, useful for learning, communication, and trade.

Plants that produce prolific nuts or seeds are connected to the planetary force of Jupiter, useful for success, wealth, and influence."

- Folk Witchcraft: A Guide to Lore, Land, and the Familiar Spirit for the Solitary Practitioner by Roger J. Horne

[dirkmed-deactivated20230907]

“NONBINARY TRANSMEDS DONT EXIST LOL”

Tf.

[boop-kins]

Uh le quoi?

[dirkmed-deactivated20230907]

Seeing a new Discourse blog pop up, and arguing with a NB transmed, just repeating over and over “ENBY TRANSMED…THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE”.

In other words…My brain’s melting out my ears.

[teehee27292928716]

i mean it doesnt make sense considering transmeds are exorsexist but like ok

[inklingcourse]

explanation on how transmeds r exorsexist please

[reina-shitposting]

aren’t exorsexists the people who go around getting rid of demons and ghosts and shit?

[firebringer-moth-deactivated202]

No that’s exorcism, exorsexism is a philosophical theory or approach which emphasizes the existence of the individual person as a free and responsible agent determining their own development through acts of the will.

[insomniac-gamzee]

Nah dude, that’s existentialism. Exorsexism is the activities used to regulate health and happiness.

[dirkmed-deactivated20230907]

No man, you’re thinking of exercise. Exorsexism is the term used for life from other planets touching down on Earth.

[insomniac-gamzee]

Ain’t that extraterrestrial? I think you means that Exorsexism is that sorta feeling/thought you get when everything closes in on you and you have a crisis

[boop-kins]

Not quite. That’s an existential crisis. You’re thinking of the outer skeletion that a ton of invertabrates have.

[insomniac-gamzee]

nah dawg thats an exoskeleton. you’re thinking of that thing in homestuck which john used to create the kid versions of their session’s players!

[dirkmed-deactivated20230907]

No bro, that’s ectobiology. Exorsexism is something used as a template for others to follow.

[insomniac-gamzee]

Dude, thats an Example. Exorsexism is that thing your teacher gives you when you do the extra questions on the test!

[ultraviolet-phantom]

Nah dude, that’s extra credit, exorsexism is what ghosts are made out of

[river-moon-goddess]

I think you mean ectoplasm, exorsexism is when the price of goods is unreasonably high.

[pr1nceshawn]

Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.

[miladyaelin]

never not reblog the fruit dragons

[thebroccoligoblin]

Devious lil bebbies!!!

[radwolf76]

Important hoards.

[perksofbeingdisabled]

Vintage on disability rights.

[littleredspaces]

Don’t let the black and white trick you. The Capitol Crawl was in 1990. This is not ancient history.

[vinnie-cha]

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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[sirartwork]

[antique-scarecrow]

Hugely unnecessary. Deeply appreciated

[books-in-order]

Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny

[azrael556]

Cats have the need to spill blood.

[brunhiddensmusings]

but we love the doofus murder-floofs so please keep your tiny psychopathic predators INSIDE your house

[dances-with-hooves]

Honestly though. I wish this comic touched on the fact that many native birds and reptiles from all over the world are endangered now because of domestic cats. I like cats as much as the next person, but this is turning into a huge problem. Cats aren’t the only threat to native fauna. They deal with habitat destruction, pollution, pesticides, climate change, and CATS. The least we can do is keep the cats INSIDE.

Your little murder kitten can’t handle being inside? Google ways to teach it to stay inside. Research enrichment. Talk to your vet. It will take time and effort. If you can’t handle that, you shouldn’t own an animal.

[lacetulle]

Dolce & Gabbana | Secrets & Diamonds

[hustleinatrap]

wtf?

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

who?

[marrymejasonsegel]

I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???

the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.

So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness. why do they hate us so much.

[susiethemoderator]

Yikes…

[croxovergoddess]

Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all

The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads

The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.

Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.

It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances

Spoilers but they get together at the end

He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

[adastreia-12]

SPOILERS BUT

Not only do they end up loving each other as they are but the prince also learns to love himself which he really… didn’t for most of the movie because he was so focused on how he looked, obsessively so (granted, I do believe the dialogue this was delivered through was a lil bit clunky but it IS a Korean written movie and sometimes translations from korean to english can sound odd)

But to go back to the matter of fat snow white, as a matter of fact, it is implied throughout the movie that she is under her own curse which is actually the shoes that make her thin and that’s because she likes how she truly looks like, and in the end, when the red shoes are no more and shes fat, that’s when the prince tells her he believes her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and finally means it, having overcome his superficiality

AND that lil shit is smitten with snow white, who remains very much fat and beautiful, by the end of it, just look at him, that heart literally came from his blush I think

Not to mention that the official instagram of the animation studio behind this, I believe Sidus they’re called? I’m on mobile I can’t look it up rn. Anyway, on their official instagram, they rarely ever post art of snow white as red shoes (her thin version) aside from promotional posters and stuff which is intentional. Heres a couple more images of them being cute and in love as themselves

Please support this film if it gets to your country!

Like, as a fat girl, I would have killed to watch a movie like this when I was younger and now that I did watch it, it feels so odd that a fat female protagonist is the subject of affection, exactly because theres a lack of movies that feature that and this is an amazing step in the right direction. This movie has such an important message and it explores superficiality, discrimination of fat people and self love brilliantly for a kids movie and its gonna get buried,,, because the Cannes did the worst possible job at marketing and because of a very black and white tumblr mindset,,,

Also idk if that’s important to anyone else but all the princes have different implied nationalities, theres a british one, a Scottish one, an Irish one, a french one and three italian ones and some portrayals can be a bit stereotypical ngl but it’s just pretty rad to hear accents that arent british or American in a market oversaturated by these countries

[babyanimalgifs]

Cute dog memes

[apersnicketylemon]

“I want a hair cut!” I don’t want to die to give you one. “I want my nails done!” I don’t want to die to do them for you. “I want my teeth cleaned!” I don’t want to die to stick my hands in your mouth.  “I want ice cream!” I don’t want to die for your sweet tooth. “I want to go to church!” I don’t want to die for your ‘spiritual growth’. “Give me liberty, or give me death!” But it’s not just your death.

It isn’t about you. It’s about all of us. All this proves is you don’t give a fuck about the health or safety of anyone else. All this proves is you’re incredibly selfish, and a terrible person just in general. You cannot afford the people who serve you even the dignity of their actual lives. 

[ninjacat1515]

Why the ever loving fuck did you include dental work in your list, asshole? People die from not being able to afford getting proper dental care and getting infections that can get serious and travel elsewhere. It’s not like nail art or getting your hair done. Infections can get serious, dental issues left untreated can get serious and really awful. I’m not going to be nice about this. Including nail art and other non essential shit is fine. But calling those needing dental care selfish and awful people? That’s fucked up on a level I didn’t think was possible, even for tumblrs usual shit. Fuck you.

[apersnicketylemon]

There’s a reason I said ‘cleaning’ which is, in fact, a non-essential dental service. If you have a cavity or infection, you absolutely should (And in fact CAN) get it looked at. A cosmetic cleaning is what people are demanding, and yes it’s FUCKING SELFISH to want one right now. Telling me I’m ‘fucked up’ for saying A NON-ESSENTIAL DENTAL SERVICE IS NON-ESSENTIAL is an ice cold take. Comparing a cleaning to cavities and infections is also an ice cold take. These are not the same fucking thing. Do not fucking DARE tell me I am ‘fucked up’ for telling people not to ask for NON-ESSENTIAL PURELY COSMETIC SERVICES so that we can keep those areas SAFER FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED THE ESSENTIAL SERVICES SUCH AS CAVITY CARE AND INFECTION CARE. You can BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH. Putting your scraping and whitening back a few months doesn’t actually cause you any harm at all. 

[river-moon-goddess]

I think you’re thinking of getting your teeth whitened for glamour, which you can do with or without a cleaning. Teeth cleanings aren’t cosmetics and there are reasons dentists recommend you get your teeth cleaned at least once a year. Imagine telling people that wanting to keep up their dental care so they don’t get gum disease or other nasty mouth horrors is selfish. No, don’t get your nails done or your hair cut, yes get the medical and dental care that you need.

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

No bitch 

[skarchomp]

That’s nice but the post was by a bi person upset at bisexual erasure

[n3wfaceoffailure]

[donkdonkdonkdonkdonk-deactivate]

Not to mention the exclusion of so many het relationships with trans people but that’s besides the point.

Let bi/pan/poly people have their relationships represented too, regardless of if they’re hetero.

[aromoji]

Y’all really hate bi people so much I can’t stand y’all

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

Thanks! How do I uninstall it?

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

It Uninstalls You.

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

i warned you

[asleepyteen]

The laugh track plays but now one voice louder

[shigarakinniee]

tucutes be like: transmeds dni

and then interact with a transmed rkdmdkd

also does anyone know what putting #ask to tag means????

[myrosecolouredgirl]

Every time you guys make those cute jokey joke posts about how you have to scroll forever to get to the real recipe, I die a little inside

We live in a world that all but refuses to pay women for engaging in the arts because misogyny. So they either find one creative outlet, or find a way to monetize their art, and yalls internalized misogyny really Jumps Out

[hyumjim]

LMAO

[babybear]

when youre an upper middle class white woman but you want to be oppressed really bad so you Go Off on twitter at people skipping your 3 page rants that theyre obligated to read (and enjoy) bc you performed the emotional labor of having a recipe blog

[sentada]

Im going to lose my goddamn mind

[alycyn]