Free Thoughts

Random thoughts. I identify as female, she/her pronouns; Ace, probably Aro. Also I swear a lot, so just FYI

[shitpostsampler]

its done!! thank you so much for the awesome pattern. it made a great gift

Submitted by  bumbleandbumble

[rayshippouuchiha]

Now that someone has mentioned it (the idea of genderfluid/nonbinary/transgender ichigo), imagine something like the oyabun!ichigo au where Ichigo just has tons of knives on their person at all times and when someone asks what their gender is/what's in their pants they just pull out as b uh nch of knives as as n answer.

Someone: What are you?

Ichigo: A problem

Someone: No like your gender

Ichigo: A threat.

Someone: NO what’s in your pants?

Ichigo: *pulls out multiple knives* 

Someone: Fucking hell. NO no what’s in your underwear then?

Ichigo: *pulls out a sword*

[unpretty]

the only problem with this pattern is that the person who made it clearly called the file "kill me" in their pattern-making software so the header on every page was just "kill me" and when my partner saw me looking at the pdf to determine what floss i needed they just saw a list of colors and the words "kill me" in big letters at the top

[unpretty]

you can see how this was a problem, right

[brawltogethernow]

The top image and explanation therein loaded slowest so I finished reading this assuming the pattern was named "kill me" the same way I might name an ambitious or foolhardy word document "oh god why did i do this".

[griffsin]

uh hey so you guys what the fuck ever happened to the haiku bot

[the-haiku-bot]

uh hey so you guys

what the fuck ever happened

to the haiku bot

Beep boop! I’m haiku bot. Sometimes I make mistakes. Here is my Ko-fi.

[griffsin]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[laurenthemself]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022!

[greenjudy]

I see him face, sir: good luck in 2022, for all of us.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hate the 4 or so days after peeling a bandaid off where you have to wait for the stupid red mark to go away

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s what you all said about pomegranates a few days ago. Tumblr doesn’t get to armchair diagnose me with two allergies in the same week, that isn’t fair.

[zwoelffarben]

Stop being maybe allergic to things then /j.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve gone through my entire life with basically no allergies and I’m not about to start now

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#could also be an adhesive allergy! i am fine with latex but some bandaids man 

Given that the persistent red parts and dry skin are always in the ‘shape’ of the adhesive part that’s probably it

[lynati]

“Pomegranate allergy is seen in conjunction with allergies to other foods presenting as Latex Food Syndrome, which is caused by the body confusing the proteins it encounters in food to that of latex proteins to which it is already sensitised.”

“There are 3 allergens thought to cause allergic reactions in pomegranates, these are called Pun g 1, Pun g 7 and Pun g 14. Pun g 14 is a chitinase protein. This is a plant derived enzyme made by plants naturally to act as a defence against fungal attacks. Chitinase is a protein associated with an allergy to latex.”

http://www.allergyresources.co.uk/Pomegranate.php

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You’re saying it’s possible that my body throws hissy fits over delicious fruit and medical treatment because it’s freaking out over an antifungal protein?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WAIT. MAIZE IS ON THIS LIST.

IS SWEETCORN NOT SUPPOSED TO SOFTEN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH UP AND HURT LIKE HELL FOR HOURS?? IS THAT AN ALLERGY THING??

[theres-no-protocol-for-this]

May I offer moral support?

I spent my entire life thinking tomatoes were spicy. Turns out, they’re not. I was 36 when I learned that I’m allergic to some kind of pollen that also triggers on raw tomatoes. :S

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

At least you get an entirely different depth of flavour from the average burger! XD

If Lynati is right I might have one single allergy that wants to fuck my life up in multiple distinct ways.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The irony here is that I only mentioned bandaids because I was using them to secure samples to my skin for a pomegranate test last week.

[transmascfrankiero]

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

Visit Original Link

egg

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[smooththegoofyshark]

Ah yes my campaign idea back again

[little-ditto]

I have added this to queue last September, to be posted in July

[camalilium]

it’s been 17 years and this scene still kills me

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[justalazytrashpanda]

[probablyok1]

What production of Heathers is this

[justalazytrashpanda]

This one

[itstoothless]

Might I add: You didn’t think I would fucking notice?

Pathetic.

[justalazytrashpanda]

Y’all fuckers better stop giving me ideas

[double--cross-d]

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

[justalazytrashpanda]

Ask and ye shall recive

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

[moread]

[lovablechaos-deactivated2020083]

Ah. I’m in hell. 

[loved-and-i-lost-you]

[benzeneteen]

this elicits such a strong, negative response in me. my neanderthal instincts are telling me to get the fuck away from this post

[sunsetcloudzz]

Being in all four fandoms is a power trip

[gumi-megpoidd]

whos the yellow?

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

human twink bill cipher

[gumi-megpoidd]

you’re kidding right? please tell me you’re kidding

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

i wish i was 💛

[smooththegoofyshark]

Hell post

[professional-trickster]

Tiktok recently went through a onceler phase but with jfk from clone high

[smooththegoofyshark]

Oh you didn't see the Onecler x Willy Wonka thirst traps did you

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[bentrollio]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio…

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[patriciavetinari]

That’s not a cursed image

[karnalesbian]

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

[charlesoberonn]

Bishops trying to catch up

[rowark]

[gothcostco]

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

@inkededucatednnerdy @nuggsmum I have a lot of concerns and questions but what exactly is sexual corn?

[nuggsmum]

You’re not concerned at all about the human essence?

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

More concerned about the artificial child

[bloodredandfullofthorns]

Who knew sweet potatoes had stomachs?

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

And the alluring stroke has to be touch because nothing about any heart infarction is alluring

[fantasiesinflight]

I can’t breathe!!! Oh god this is just... why is no one questioning the amount of sesame oil or the petty bourgeoisie?

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Cause we're worried about who's mother is in these crackers

[fantasiesinflight]

Mother is in there because of the seduction and love duh. But my follow up question is does “bone oil is big” just mean penis or jizz? I mean human essence does follow and there is an artificial child involved along with the seduction... just makes sense to me

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Bone oil = jizz in my book. And since you're the expert here wank-stain explain why a chili machine is in crackers. Seriously, how would that even fit in the bag/box?

[fantasiesinflight]

Easy, each bag comes with a free bottle of hot sauce, got to get flavor in there some how, cause honestly, rice crackers aren’t the most flavorful food in the world. chili machine is the most obvious ingredient there

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

So you're telling me that the green meat and tobacco don't make it flavorful enough?

[fantasiesinflight]

Tobacco adds heat not flavor, and green meat, I’m not 100% sure but I’m thinking that’s probably lettuce and naw, lettuce isn’t flavor just color and water. Come on Lori, you don’t watch cooking shows?

[gothcostco]

You know private messaging exists right?

[fandomssaremysoul]

Y all whats anti-blood

[expiredcheese]

[icedsilver]

[raptorcivilization]

Top 10 Anime Fights

[pangur-and-grim]

okay so this is wildly off this blog’s “theme”, but can somebody pls explain to me what these two middle-aged men are doing to each other with their fingers?

[rinokami]

THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T!!

I had to watch this in my fuckin FILM CLASS in college! I had completely forgotten about it until just now omg

[dankmemeuniversity]

[little-ditto]