Dayman

❤ +isa ❤ Fighter of the Nightman

[danhumphrey]

thinking about the liam payne snakes tweet and laughing out loud alone in my room

[danhumphrey]

[theawesomeadventurer]

me lookin up at god after reading some of ya’lls posts

[ripopentheuniverse]

[turing-tested]

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

[j4ckme]

[violaslayvis]

Comrade Rihanna please speak out against Nestle Walmart & Amazon

[malscare]

the thot thiccens…

[mortem-et-necromantia-deactivat]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[mysharona1987]

[weirdness-is-good]

[runcibility]

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

[fencer-x]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*british person voice* haha did you Americans know you’re using the word biscuit wrong? you guys really drink cold sweet tea? you Americans are so strange *eats something completely inedible*

[chilledmilk]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I forgot I even made this post like a year or more ago but British people in the notes are big mad

[gonegenet]

the immense healing power of room-cleaning can never be overstated

[wrotten]

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

[perhapsarat]

day 95839: i still don’t know what bitcoin is 

[milliemylesie]

That’s more than 260 years

[perhapsarat]

don’t ever do maths on my post again

[venusaurphobia]

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me