somehow or other

an introject of Harrowhark Nonagesimus that is a goblin for some reason.

[little-creature-of-the-day]

little creature of the day: dermestid beetle

kind of reminds me of a calico cat

image source

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[veelilee]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are now this random animal, you can't go back!

Do you like it?

Heck yeah!!

I'm down for this

Eh, not mad

Nooooooo

Help I wanna go back

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ADD THIS

Results/other

Remaining time: 21 hours 48 minutes

poll submitted by anonymous!! thank you anon!!

[wired-for-weird]

TAZZY DEVIL WHOOOOOOOO

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash

[transmechanicus]

Ohhhhh i see how it is, seal the pretty girl deep underground in a cold stone tomb bound in silver chains in a coffin full of salt so she can never escape just because all you ugly joyless bastards are jealous that i’m getting to do all the blood drinking in this township.

[depsidase]

[leftbooblover]

Hiatus doodle

[disgustinggf]

[endreal]

gonna be honest, if I could get revenge on people by coming I'd train until I achieved wuxia level techniques of masturbation

[onenicebugperday]

Puerto Rican velvet worm, Peripatus juanensis, Peripatidae

Photographed in Puerto Rico by wesgapp

[rupertbbare]

Now available in Blue Raspberry!

Indigo Velvet Worm aka Ngaokeoke (Peripatus indigo)

[gothfoxgirlboy]

I wanna do forced worship with trans girl. Tying her to a chair making sure she can't stop me. Cutting away all her clothes putting headphones on her. Then slowly worshipping her body. Starting with her hands, kissing the backs of them, licking her fingertips, sucking on her thumb. The entire time my voice rings in her head telling her how beautiful she is. How her beauty holds me captive. How she's too wonderful for me to touch. Worshipping her breasts next kissing and licking them, not daring to mark them. Dozens of minutes pass as I get to her stomach. Slowly getting to her thighs. The entire process is sickeningly slow. She doesn't realize how much it's affecting her. My words of praise slowly having become affirmations as my actions prove the words right again and again. She doesn't realize how "Good Girl" became "Good Princess" and how that has long since become "My Goddess". Slowly as I worship her calves she barely notices that she's tied up. She doesn't remember I tied her up. She believes she was always in control. The ropes were loosened several times they start slipping off as I reach her ankles. She shoves her foot in my face, telling me that I'm not worthy of looking at anything above her ankles. That I'm a pathetic worm. That I should kiss and lick her feet. My voice constantly worshipping her proving my inferiority to her.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

There’s also bones.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

“Well how much bones.” I can assure you a comical amount. You’d think I was joking amount. Dark Souls ass decoration amount

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

This is just like. A couple of pictures off google. i’ve been there. There’s piles of bones they haven’t been through.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Nobody in the notes mentioned this fact but i need to emphasize there is absolutely so much bones. There is a dungeon and it’s decorated like this. There’s bone piles and shit that hasn’t even been discovered. The mega dungeon is not only big it looks like that. They literally need to sort it out from the amount of bones. There are so many dead people beneath paris in a dark souls crypt.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Lotsa people in the notes of this post pointing out that Paris isn't unique in this regard and actually most cities have sprawling underground complexes under them (sewers, cisterns, railway systems, etc)

And like yeah but like. None of them look like a stereotypical evil dungeon in an RPG as the Paris catacombs. It's not just that it has a lot of tunnels under it it's that it has a lot of Dark Souls looking ass tunnels under it.

[lost-carcosa]

Detailed map of the Paris Catacombs in English [7000x7000 px]

Went on a guided tour in 2003 (mostly to escape the heatwave), and to this day my wife swears someone tapped her on the shoulder - there was no-one behind us.

[otterjpg]

in 2004 they found a secret cinema down there

heres a blog post from 2012 with pictures:

apparently gizmodo and wired both found the group behind the cinema, 'les UX', but the articles linked are now error 404 pages.

[thelandswemadeofpaper]

@stealingyourbones

[veelilee]

[bunabi]

Oh!! Here's my piece for My Liege published by @novaandmali! The project has been fully funded, but you can still back it here. 🥺

[yuriartillery]

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

[enith-derogatory]

Just kiss already

[panthermouthh]

not my laboratory not my Creature