please don't be long

18+ only

[haruspicus]

wren | 23 | he/she | fil-am | EST | ⚢

oriental despot, tubihead, ringo coded george girl

enjoyer of many things 🐎

letterboxd

i don't have a whole dni or byf cuz i know nobody reads these + the block button is my best friend, but if you don't have an age listed anywhere/are under 18 i will probably at least softblock you #sorry.

[googleimagefinds]

image found while on google images ©

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[savee-baby]

PLEASE DON'T WAIT UNTIL MY BABY BECOMES ANOTHER TRAGIC STORY YOU READ TOMORROW.

I keep imagining the moment someone asks me, "Is Qais still alive?!" I am terrified that one day I will not know how to answer. No mother should ever live with that fear hanging over every breath.

[savee-baby]

Every day, I fight two battles at once: comforting my child through pain and searching for a way to afford the medicine, bandages, and treatment he still desperately needs. I feel myself breaking a little more each day.

[savee-baby]

I am pleading with you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, helplessly watching my baby bleed before my eyes with no way to ease his pain. Please donate today and help me save his life before it is too late.

Please donate now Gofundme

[savee-baby]

I am not asking for miracles. I am asking for the chance to keep fighting for my son. Please donate or share Qais's story today. Your kindness could help protect his future and remind us we are not alone.

[savee-baby]

Donations have completely stopped, and today the hospital administration warned they may expel us because I cannot afford my baby Qais’s treatment anymore. Please, I beg you through my tears, donate now before my child is abandoned without care.

[savee-baby]

I’m saying this with a heart that can’t take more pain. If you read this and scroll away, I won’t forgive you. My baby is slipping away. Please donate now, please share—save Qais.

[porkue-deactivated20240304]

fuck 12

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

[harry-trumans-dishwasher]

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

“You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[slayknif]

We need to get the hell out of here bruh

[thehuxler]

[badnightbrian]

[sabellart]

paul’s new temporary secretary isn’t really doing his job….

[egberts]

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

[kinuko]

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever