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Chad discovers the secrets of the universe in a swamp.

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ROAD TRIP! With a one way ticket to the gun show. Oh yeah, and there’s a funeral as well.

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Stop trying to make #ManBunMonday a thing. It’s not going to happen.

#manbun #ManBunMonday #bunbun #bunstyle #samurai #topknot #messybun #Aries #teamaries

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17 people liked this. Let that fucking sink in for a minute.

#FuneralSelfie #WeLookRidiculous #Sisters #SadDay #abrahamLincolnNationalCemetary #grampsInHeaven

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Just me and bae making out at the Holocaust Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe.

#berlin #holocaust #love

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I’m not even gonna bother captioning this, it’s fucking hilarious enough as it is.

#EatCleanTrainDIRTY #Gains #BigCockClub #SexMaster

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This guy gets it. Funerals are the BEST place to show off your hectic gains. Some guys train all year for Stereo, but for this cunt, it’s all about getting swole so you can lift that casket like a motherfucking boss.

#whysoserious #imakethislookgood #sooryfiltersmakemelookgood #bedhead #shirtselfie #funeral #shirtgains #liftbigeatbig #clothesfittingtight #liftmygains #powerbuilding #powerbodybuilding

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After a long raid, xblackmagic20x gulps down the final dregs of his Mountain Dew Mega Gulp before wiping the side of his chair with an encrusted glaze of Cheeto dust. Despite his feisty rogue, Kaeliwin Darkblade Stalker of Shadows, wearing exotic level 73 armour, he secretly prefers to admire her disrobed. There’s something about her pixelated amazonian legs that stirs something deep within. What he would give to rest his head upon those silken tree trunks. Confused by his own feelings, he is jolted by a sudden stroke of genius. Taking  two musclebound male warriors, he places them behind her. All it needs now is a strange analogy about cooking and eating food, and we have one of most powerful Warcraft-inspired #rapeawareness messages the world has ever seen.

#wow #warcraft #antirape #rapeawareness #men #women #knowledge #intelligence #sapiosexual #rogue #awareness #example

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Ahhh the old #tbt, or #throwbackthursday for those not in the know.

For me, personally, when I think of throwbacks, the first that come to mind are 80′s WWF Wrestling, 90′s NBA and 2012 #funerals.

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There’s nothing worse than this. We’ve all been there. You walk into the funeral home and overhear somebody talking shit about you. And you’re left with no choice other than to get back in your car, take 14 concerned looking snapchats, agonise over which one you like most, then upload to Instagram, before slapping on a few hashies. Such as #hatebeingjudged #notthereforyou #funeral and #pleasepray.

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He knows what he likes and he does it often.

What he likes to do is to borrow his Mum’s Toyota Camry, drive out onto the freeway, sit just below the speed limit, activate the cruise control, and then take an unbelievably badass selfie that reinforces his #stature of #dominance. 

#driving #floorit #80kphover #dealwithit #Fuckyouthatswhy #Fuckthepolice,  #hideyourwifehideyourkidscausewerehashtaggingeverythingupinhere.

The haters from his lower middle class outer suburban development won’t  know what hit them when this shit pops up in their feed.

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You and me both.

#chinkeyes #goodtimes #throwbackthursday #mahnigga #scenedays #killit #monroepiercing #whatwereweon 

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The best way to say #kbye to your dead grandmother is with a #gofuckyouselfie.

#yolo, indeed.

#ripgrandma #gofuckyouselfie #kbye #latergram #girlsofig #pizzaisknowledge #creepy #yolo #whatever

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This guy is deep. Real deep.

“It’s already decided but I still need everyone’s advice, before I willingly make the wrong decision.” - myself

If you can make any fucking sense out of that then more power to you.

#life #quote #suit # cool #edgy #sharp #style #sad #mourn #buttons #boy #guy #teen #funeral #selfie #trees #nature

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Becki was totes excited to hit the gym this morning and debut her new workout outfit. It was a #bikerchick #grunge number that highlighted her rebellious nature of following fickle trends. However, as we all know, a gym session technically never happened unless a selfie is taken. Becki waits impatiently for some inconsiderate asshole to finish actually lifting weights in front of the mirror, before sauntering over and launching into selfie mode. In an instant, she is horrified to see that the fugly background has casued her meth gang & heroin band inspired outfit to look like a #homeless #goodwillspecial. Luckily, that still doesn’t impact her status as a #grimybitch, and it’s still worth nominating as her #ootd.

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You have to be kidding me.

#onkstääse (whatever that means) #auschwitz #jews

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Hey guys, check out my lifestyle blog about funerals for Grannies. No one else is doing it, so I figure it’s pretty niche.

#blogger #lifestyle #funeral #granny #rip