Slimer509

Sup. Hazel | 18+ | She/Her

[evilscientist3]

all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

[thyrell]

thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3

[evilscientist3]

one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.

[thyrell]

and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💗🥰💘💞💝💓💕🌟✨

[evilscientist3]

for real. #girl

[thyrell]

#girl

[ros-sauce]

"Cutes" is an autological word

[ros-sauce]

It's literally cutes...

[cutecipher]

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

[segamascott]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[blondebrainpowered]

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[wintersoldierfell]

It's always Darmok and Jalad with you people

[dreamingnemleria]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[sharkstonbarkston]

tbh i do hope that pjackk is alive and well and at peace

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

i hope that son a bitch is nothing but rust and bones

[gaycop]

i hope i get a shiny red bicycle for my birthday

[beemovieerotica]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[the-turts]

There was a whole ass Star Wars movie that premiered last Friday and it got overtaken by a million dollar horror film on the following Wednesday, nature is healing.