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Peter Solarz
styofa doing anything
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Cosimo Galluzzi
if i look back, i am lost
roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
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ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Product Placement
oozey mess
sheepfilms
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@hathelian
Babi Yar is where Nazis executed 33,000 Jewish victims in 1941. Minutes ago, the Russian military struck the Babi Yar Holocaust memorial site, killing civilians. This is incredibly offensive and evokes the horrors of the Holocaust, I don’t even know what to say. Putin wants history to repeat itself.
Putin: It’s Denazification!
Also Putin: *Bombs a mass grave full of Jewish and Romani Holocaust victims*
i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth
i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’
me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please
the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES]
can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly
Barriss Offee’s lightsaber dance on Ansion | The Approaching Storm | illustrated by Chris Scalf
“His superpower is empathy. And sometimes that can be hard for anyone that has that superpower to not feel the pain of someone else.” — Joey Batey
It is too goddamn early in the morning for me to fucking look at this
the later you reblog this the funnier it gets
don’t leave out the best part
I’ve never seen the second photo before.
Winter in Gustaf Fjaestad's Paintings.
“The truth is that we are not afraid to love. We are afraid that we will not get back the love we give.”
— Unknown
99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?
aziraphale crashed a fake seance hosted by a part time prostitute and took the time, despite it being just hours before the end of the world, to let the spirit of a disgruntled husband theatrically tell off his overly talkative wife & for what? the Drama
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER
This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”
This actually happened to an unfortunate lab tech i knew a few years ago. “Sir Fuck-O-Saurus” had a hard time with employment.
As if i needed one more reason to say fuck no to any and all apple producta and software
Okay unironically SIGNAL BOOST
Oh wow I was gonna say this is bs because the default is just “sent from my iPhone” but look
This is amazing
if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.
me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years
Mystic Reflections on Etsy
For the Covid-19 false-equivalency crowd.
