Hattingston's Hat-Rich Collection Of Curios

Fandoms, cute things, and fashion things appear on this blog. Also a bunch of stuff that's super sappy. Also also Undertale destroyed me so probably a lot of that on here. Don't normally tag for spoilers unless I know someone wants it tagged, so please let me know if you do! If you'd like to talk feel free to send me an ask. If you find something you feel is upsetting or problematic please let me know. <3

[harlequinnade-deactivated201903]

[jovenistheworst]

Everything you’d need to know about Hellboy’s character in two panels.

[bepis-jones-deactivated20241030]

I’M FUCKING SHOOK

So picture me, playing some Dark Souls for the very first time, now 20 hours in and happily (…kinda) grinding my way through Blighttown with my faithful character Bepis Jones V. I don’t know most of the mechanics but I’ve got a solid grasp on the controls and some great armor and weaponry, plus a bit of pyromancy.

Along the way, I get how most people get in Blighttown (I’ve heard), and decide I need help. So I decide to do what the game told me to ages ago for the second time: summon an NPC helper. So, I try to call up my main man Solaire, but instead the summon rock thingy offers me a different NPC with an odd name. I figure it’s probably as good as Solaire, and summon it. I’m greeted with a wizard who immediately starts wrecking shit all over; goddamn, this NPC is broken! After a few minutes of running into walls, I continue my journey, little wizard NPC friend following along as happy as can be. Occasionally, I wave and beckon to it, jumping for joy as I recklessly run into big bugs and wizard friend saves me. It sometimes bows back; cool AI, I thought. I also sometimes hit and knock it into holes for my amusement. It always gets back out but I have a good laugh.

Finally, as most DS runs go, I fall into a pit. I’m dead, NPC is banished to the shadow realm until I get my humanity back or something, blah blah blah. AND THEN THE “NPC” SENDS ME A FRIEND REQUEST ON STEAM I WASTED THIS PERFECTLY NICE GUY’S TIME FOR AN HOUR DOING STUPID SHIT BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS AN NPC I DID NOT REALIZE DARK SOULS HAD COOPERATIVE MULTIPLAYER

[nega-spark]

[sketchysounds]

I want one!

[german-shenanigans]

Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again!

[valjar]

@peridotsofficialtwitteraccount, @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount

[mathematicallygay]

“is anyone there” bitch this some fnaf shit man i ain’t goin near that

[dnotive]

CONSIDER ME OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT

[interrogationspecialist]

i love this orb friend!

[drsarcasticraspberry]

FULL NOPE

[prozdvoices]

walkingdread made this fanimatic of my Uptown Goof video, and it’s pretty great.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Increasingly obscure lycanthropes with correspondingly obscure weaknesses. The wereocelot can only be slain by tungsten alloys. The wereokapi can only be slain by wood from a stage used to perform musical theater. The wereherring can only be slain by a hydraulic press.

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[kiera--b]

blood, sweat, & tears.

[junglr-deactivated20151207]

Pocket Aimee’s Pacific Swim

[sic-sempervirens]

never forget pacific swim

[officialjiggly]

do u realize tomorrow jigglypuff could be confirmed 

[wokawokarichard]

I didn’t even know Jigglypuff was Catholic.

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[softchubbypuppy]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

[animalsandtea]

[skunkandburningtires]

“My sister didn’t like Guardians Vol 2 for a totally valid reason…“ – smashcuts

Updated, with art by shabzxd

[gokuma]

oh no

[foxy-filly]

I’m sorry, we need to take a short break from horses to appreciate that my boyfriend’s cat has a treadmill, and she will only run on it if she has an audience.

[forgetfulthings-deactivated2023]

Here it iss My third year film!!! I hope you have a blast!!

[welcometoyouredoom]