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grack-attack

my barricade day 2026 contribution.... i ❤️ linocut bc now i can reproduce this scene forever!

dailysoapshipping

ITS A GIRLFRIEND MOMENT

iero

Seasons change, but people don't...

can-u-not-14

Day 707 of Gerard Way:

thehuxler

beardedmrbean

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

deadandwalking

JONAH MAGNUS?

57circlesofhell-deactivated2015

I once tried to explain depression to someone as like if one day you gradually started to lose both your sense of taste and your ability to feel full. And you don’t know why, but now everything you eat tastes like mashed potatoes and nothing you eat is satisfying. You keep eating because you must eat to live, but the effort that it takes to prepare food is taxing and there is no pay off. You just know it will taste like mashed potatoes. You just know you will still be hungry. So you stop bothering with seasonings. Then you stop bothering to use ingredients you used to like. Then you start to wonder what the point of eating is because there is no payoff. You still feel hungry and you’re sick of the taste and you don’t know if you will ever enjoy food again and you don’t know why this is happening.

If someone comes up to you in this scenario and says, “Well have you tried spicing your food? Using different ingredients? Eating foods you used to love?” It isn’t necessarily helpful because the reason you stopped doing all that in the first place is that everything…tasted…like mashed…potatoes.

ladyjanelly

This. Completely this.

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

normaloperafan

jomjjeoro

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

bastionkeeper

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

lak3sinstilln3ss

The collective amnesia of the MCR fandom is fascinating to me.

Some of them will sit there, look you dead in the face, and tell you that MCR is the least problematic band in the scene, which is CRAZY to me.

You mean Micheal "Cheated on his wife at 33 with a 19 year old" Way?

You mean Frank "It's okay to say the N-Word" Iero?

You mean Gerard "Literally married into MSI" Way?

Even Ray Toro is a Lynz defender, and he's the only one that you can even ARGUE is unproblematic.

Like, Gerard maintained and actively defended her relationship with Jimmy Urine and the rest of MSI for years, not to mention that his wife LITERALLY has a laundry list of problematic behavior that you guys just seem to have collectively forgotten about.

And this isn't even addressing them playing shows with Zionists, and their current political silence, their long history of Queer-Baiting, or the fact that they're pricing out their actual fans for shows.

I love My Chemical Romance, I do, but calling them unproblematic makes me feel like I'm actually going fucking insane.

lunarmoontea

Dexter's flashbacks with Harry are fucking psychotic "Dad I am having trouble with school" "That's because you're a little freak who is destined to grow up to be a serial killer. I knew from the minute I picked you up in a pool of your dismembered mother's blood while ignoring your traumatized brother that you'd grow up to be a freak. A weirdo. A freaky little freaky serial killer man. But it's okay. We can make it work. I'll train you to only kill bad people. I'll teach you to kill and not get caught. You can even practice ambushing and choking techniques with me. We'll have father-son bonding on the weekends where I train you to hone your craft while completely neglecting your sister. I hate that I have to do this son, but it's the only way. I mean, I really hate this. It saddens me so much. But also the flaws in our justice system prove that I am completely justified in doing this. So yeah it's a really good thing you're doing. Also, be sure to lie in therapy. We can't have people finding out that you're destined to be a freaky little freak weirdo. I love you, son."

lopkelepke

hydro-homies

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

nevercure

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”