DARK YAOI MOIVES

self made man since 1997

[hauntpark-archive]

am remaking my tumblr bc this one goes uncomfortably far back

catch you on the flipside

[kullervoshole]

WHAT IS THIS VIDEO JADNFIEEBIOUBDSJKJNFSDFSF

[boymoding]

tramp stamp that says this

[mintmatcha]

came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back

[mintmatcha]

Seeing pictures of yourself -the real you, the one people miss, the one people look for in your eyes- is like staring into a foggy mirror. The parts are there, you think, but the details are lost.

Someone who loves you makes you breakfast. You thank him and eat it despite the fact the eggs are too crisp on the sides and missing much needed salt. He says its how you like it, but that just makes your frustrations boil.

How I used to like it, you want to say, how I used to be.

You grip your butter knife harder and light catches the polished metal. The glimpse you catch of yourself in the cutlery looks nothing like the photo on the mantle.

[agnesandhilda]

yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better

[agnesandhilda]

[ak794itomugi]

[orpheusism]

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

[orpheusism]

he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3

[orpheusism]

imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now

[homunculus-argument]

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[camembertlythere]

[556ch0cl8]

I procrastinated ArtFight for this shit

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[chaosnightmare]

[hauntpark-archive]

within the last year i have realized not only am i almost definitely on the spectrum but i have Pedantic Boy Autism

i just, want things to be correct because correct = truth = (thumbs up)

it's related to the part of my brain that will clarify everything even if its absolutely trivial. like clarifying i actually ate mcdonalds when i told someone i was going to taco bell

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[gate653-deactivated20250113]

I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

[yellbug]

[22mmdrill]

[dailyfoodlovers]

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

[liizardemojii]

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comes as a pack of 3, l and light are 3 inches and misa is 4 inches, and they're all on prismatic holo material!

Pre-orders end 7/15‼️

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[fridaydevils]

if ur gonna join our pony roleplay, NO doubles!!1!!11