hamster sex science in the desert @lullabyofbirdlxnd - Tumblr Blog

Okay! After receiving some feedback from anons and friends, I've decided to lower my prices, especially since I need funds for my trip to NYC in August. Will draw just about anything!

Form: vgen.co/valmoxium

Or email me at: [email protected]

Reblogs appreciated!

Way too funny not to share

ms-demeanor

optimisticrunawaygalaxy

a-kind-of-merry-war

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

outlaw-monarch

Um, YES?

a-kind-of-merry-war

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

#lord of the rings #DUDE

creekfiend

I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while and I am sorry if it comes off oddly. How do you navigate an intelligence gap in a relationships? I have dated men of equivalent or greater intellect and found them inadequate in other ways, but when I have dated men less intelligent than me I become frustrated with them and their insecurities bleed into the relationship. You and Ship (or the personas you perform publicly) seem content. How do you avoid getting frustrated? [cont.]

"[part 2] I mean no insult to Ship of course. They seem very attentive and I used to really enjoy their detective skits. From the contents of your blogs they come across as so much less intellectually curious that it surprises me that you are compatible. Do you get adequate intellectual stimulation from other relationships/is that not a need for you in a partner/are my standards unrealistic?"

i have no idea how to respond to this. we have all been in absolutely helpless hysterics about it for the last thirty minutes. this is by far the most deranged ask I have received about my personal life on this website in my fifteen year career on here, and that is saying quite a lot

i can't decide which part of this message is my favorite, but if I HAD to say, probably the part where you appear to be entirely in earnest about this? in almost any other case I would assume a message like this was an elaborate way of insulting me or my partner or both, but I really genuinely don't think that's the case for you, which is actually MORE confusing. its just so compelling. there's so many layers here. i want to hire someone to cross stitch this for me so I can hang it in our living room. i can hear ship intermittently breaking out in peals of hysterical laughter in the kitchen

creekfiend

you can see on my heart rate monitor when I opened this ask and began laughing helplessly

cloudster-clown

the kiss trend i saw on twitter but i made TWO versions! heh~

#shadowvanilla #cookie run

thedosianexplorer

Fun Fact

It is possible to do a transition before-and-after without HRT; just back up a decade's worth of photos and pinpoint on the timeline when light appears in your eyes.

saltsig

I will die your daughter

#thanks ill go kill myself #gore TW #blood TW #nudity #ace attorney

saltsig

dead weight

#ace attorney #manosouta #Yeah man alright

fruitsoftheape100

Every Thursday

My Majordomo Insists I Be Clad In Finery

Seated Behind My Driver

Window Ajar, Four Inches

To Forage For A Bride

fruitsoftheape100

Good Day Madam

Shall We Go For A Drive

sandsvendor100

Sire, I Must Warn Thee Laughingly, As Your Most Trusted Driver These New Trappings Of Yours Make You Most Vulnerable To Attacks And, What's Worse, The Ladies Find Them Abhorrent

I Fear You Will Find No Love Nor Bride Lest You Abandon This Livery

#CHRIST

jewfrogs

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

bobdylanslesbianlover

i had to phone a taxi today, scary

sga-owns-my-soul

every time i see this post i think of that person who posted on reddit that they wanted to go to subway for the first time but they were scared they would say the wrong thing so someone gave them step by step instructions for the entire process and what all the choices would be and when they would ask what question and i just think

someone will

someone out there will see you and say "yes. the world is scary. but let me hold your hand and show you how to do it anyways"

everyone needs that someone, and everyone can be that someone

warriorsdebt

The subreddit r/explainlikeimscared is a surprisingly good resource for this. People are always very kind and thorough from what I've seen, and I spend a decent amount of time there giving walkthroughs and answering questions when I know the process.

ot3

just because independent artists are subject to zero binding obligations by external authorities about what they make, and are the ones who have to decide to design, produce, and market every single piece of blind box merch they sell, doesn't mean we can hold them responsible for it. Who can we hold responsible for it, you ask? uhhhhhh..... um............................................... its just the market man i dont know what to tell you. think of the poor artists who would make less money if you were allowed to choose what you bought from them.

vamptits

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

vamptits

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

whoopsie-collective

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

dogspouse

hustlerose

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

machinot

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks