I want money, and all your power, all your glory.

Hallelujah, I wanna take you for all that you got

[dizel-deactivated20200122]

[kalichnikov]

[minisoc]

why would the wachowskis need to buy tickets

[exodushero]

They are supporting their local theater

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

what if you had blue hair and pronouns and i had red hair and pronouns and we fought in the rain

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Red Flags | Tom Cardy ft. Montaigne

[hausofaidan]

[doctorhoe]

did this age like fine wine or spoiled milk I literally can't tell

[animusrox]

[berrykillings]

the great gatsby

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[relelvance]

Sorry for being scrawny with a flat ass

[vivifromloona]

[aquaflv]

had a women in STEM moment last night by figuring out why the PS4 wasn't turning on (it was unplugged)

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[papasmoke]

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[multiversal-andra]

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

[kakosophos]

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory

[bluefandoms]

Adjusted for Red-Green Colour Blindness:  

So...  it might have looked something like this: 

[miniangel]

happy november

[louisegluckpdf]

[neofooturism]