Hawksbill

[oblivionloading]

Martin Septim: "The average dev who was let go was not part of the "14 layers of management", but the backbone of the studio, doing the core work on games we all love. Microsoft's C-suite are the ones who's decisions lead the company to ruin, and throw the crew overboard to make the ship lighter, instead of cutting their own bloated salaries, when they are already so rich as to not need money ever again." Leave your comments to Microsoft about the layoffs in the feedback portal: https://feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/idea/69b8ec0b-7479-f111-9b47-6045bdbd0989

[tunisian]

“why are you like that” because im full of love and whimsy and childlike wonder

[saltedume]

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[mistresssheo]

Tja

Found here 🦋

[translating-german-to-english]

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

[translatingpoststogerman]

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

[rxttingcorpse]

[bosmerblood]

I am genuinely curious to why people take Michael Kirkbrides word as gospel for TES when he left bethesda in like 2000 and didn't actually even make the majority of creative decisions for Morrowind to begin with?

it really bothers me how people also forget his awful transphobic threats so idk, maybe this post will be controversial but I genuinely cannot stand the guy and how he's worshipped

[sapphic-scarlet-dynast]

People vastly overstate his contributions to the series, like he did some important stuff for Morrowind and the first pocket guide iirc tbf, but afterwards it was mostly the occasional in game book stuff or some concepts every now and then. But to hear his fandom tell it he single handledy created everything good and unique in the series and is the greatest fantasy writer of all time. No mention that his contributions were often just orientalism and being weird for the sake of being weird.

[bosmerblood]

yes!!! I did find out later when I went to search for his actual contributions that I guess he did make the Knights of The Nine quest when he was hired as a contract worker on Oblivion, but idk I feel like the weight of that questline on the vast vibrant world of TES isn't any massive fountain of lore either

not everything he wrote is bad, but yeah to say he's singlehandedly the man that created TES or contributed the absolute best parts just isn't true. Like you said, it totally was just weird for the sake of being weird.

It's also frustrating when people take the trial of Vivec (I don't even wanna get into that can of worms) or c0da (thank you to @eldritchcrab for reminding me that it exists) as absolute canon when they are fanworks, just cause he worked at Beth doesn't mean his word is all how it really went/will go, and also let me remind everyone that-

VIVEC IS NOT HIS CHARACTER!!! He is a copyrighted character belonging to Bethesda, that's not his OC no more!!! hasn't been for the past 26 years!!!

don't get me wrong while I love the lore I do not take it as a strict set of rules either and LOVE fanworks because that's what makes the community come to life everytime someone goes "well in c0da they say-" or "Michael Kirkbride confirmed that-" I wanna genuinely rip my skin off.

Sorry for the long rant I just have big feelings about this lol

[twistedangelboness]

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

[shamebats]

Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[hawksbill]

Can confirm, this worked for me a full 0 times out of 10. Thats 1 away from a perfect score!

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[hawksbill]

Supervillain origin story with the ‘dropped in a vat of acid’ trope but instead its a vat of healing potion and they get a Deadpool-esque healing factor

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[redstonedust]

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

[stark1lling]

Posting wasp propaganda because my ass is seething yo!

Update! Edited background to be lighter for better legibility, usually use grey backgrounds for artwork and forgor that it probably wouldn’t be great to read!