Life Uhhhh Finds A Way

Keghan, call me Keg 29, Massachusetts

[depsidase]

[glowstickhaloboy]

GOD the ending of the martian (the movie) makes me so fucking mad compared to the ending of the martian (the book)

the martian the movie: i am the professor of badassery. you yourself can be badass too if only you learn to be completely self-reliant and say fuck you to everything

the martian the book: i am on a ship home. i am on a ship home because the entire world cared about me when by all rights i should have been a lost cause. long-standing borders were ERASED so teams of people who had never met could do EVERYTHING possible to save one solitary member of their species instead of leaving me to die where i should have been unreachable. it wasnt even anybody’s fault that i got stuck. they had every excuse to abandon me. instead, BECAUSE WE ARE A COMMUNITY…. maybe we do really deserve to be here among the stars

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[egberts]

i don't know who needs to hear this but stop trying to charge $300 for your used sofa. for your used dining table. $300 is like, the maximum price you ask for a washer and dryer set, and that's if it's a NICE set. a used dining table shouldn't be more than $50, $25 if it's even a little bit wobbly, and a sofa can go up to $200 if you're actually in a pet free smoke free home but anything above that is too much and everyone putting these proud prices online is making thrift stores ask stupid prices in person now too!!

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[depsidase]

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[bebsi-cola]

it's incredibly fucked up that there is a group of disabled people (people with psychosis) who cannot even disclose their condition online or to others without a deluge of humourless losers deciding that their first reaction will be to try and trigger that psychosis with shitty "jokes". same category of people who will send flashing gifs as soon as someone says they have photosensitive epilepsy. these cunts would feed someone a known allergen just to be edgy. imagine being such a feckless dog-like bastard that disability is a funny thing to exploit for the sake of being edgy and not an act of incredible violence

[bebsi-cola]

hi have you considered not putting examples of unreality jokes in my notes when you guys reblog this? you are aware i see them right, I don't want to see that shit on a post I'm complaining about it

[byjove]

this is all pewdiepie’s fault

[byjove]

I’m not joking. He helped ruin an entire generation of lonely cis boys with unfettered internet access. I grew up during his height and I was in middle school when he was at his peak of fame and the ‘racism and antisemitism is so funny’ cultural reset was like an avalanche with these guys. I don’t think it is all his fault but the gen z tilt towards regressive attitudes and the alt-right is due in large part to YouTubers of his era and his niche.

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[chansgender]

i've broken supernatural down to its bare essentials

[glowcowboy]

this life can be so harsh and cruel and scary. i must cultivate love wherever i can

[valtsv]

cause of death: who give a shit

[valtsv]

cause of death: none of your fucking business

[valtsv]

[horreurscopes]

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

[horreurscopes]

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

[edgebug]

can someone tell me what this post says I didn't read it

[000l]

‘’leave them on delivered’’ but why do i have to show less love to be loved