Breaking news: dogs are stealing shepherds’ jobs ????
Pay him.
You need to hire a HUMAN to sit with your goats 24 hours a day and fist fight any coyotes that threaten them
this is so funny.
List of jobs dogs have stolen from me:
Sniffing drugs
Sniffing bombs
Pulling a sled over snow
Chasing geese at airports
Startling birds so they fly and another human can shoot them
Retrieving shot birds after they land on the ground
Chasing raccoons up trees
Biting people
Shouting at people so they go away
Jumping through hoops
Visiting hospitals so patients can caress me and be cheered by my presence
Public nudity
Eating food that falls on the floor
Shepherding
^everything I ever wanted to do in life, stolen by a fckn dog
all my life i wanted to grow up to protect a flock of chickens. and because i’m not a shepherd dog, look where THAT got me

















