Take Me To Your Leader

Ayy Lmao

[scoutsmoocrew]

Breaking news: dogs are stealing shepherds’ jobs ????

[bonefarm]

Pay him.

[mad-hare]

You need to hire a HUMAN to sit with your goats 24 hours a day and fist fight any coyotes that threaten them

[canisitsnotlupus]

this is so funny.

[sitta-pusilla]

List of jobs dogs have stolen from me:

Sniffing drugs

Sniffing bombs

Pulling a sled over snow

Chasing geese at airports

Startling birds so they fly and another human can shoot them

Retrieving shot birds after they land on the ground

Chasing raccoons up trees

Biting people

Shouting at people so they go away

Jumping through hoops

Visiting hospitals so patients can caress me and be cheered by my presence

Public nudity

Eating food that falls on the floor

Shepherding

[fjordfolk]

^everything I ever wanted to do in life, stolen by a fckn dog

[todaysbird]

all my life i wanted to grow up to protect a flock of chickens. and because i’m not a shepherd dog, look where THAT got me

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[bimortimer]

What did she do

[bimortimer]

[bimortimer]

Btw she fucking passed eventually 😔

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[falseknees]

Happy Febuary everyone!

[titties4harambe]

[charlesoberonn]

They're all war.

[island-delver-go]

Peace was never an option

[catsuggest]

investigatinge this curiouse small beinge ...

[parskis]

damn how bad was this reporter hurt by an octopus

[katedrawscomics]

you might think this is a cat, but actually it is

[unexplained-events]

Animatronics

Some retired animatronics that look like they are involved in a real life Five Nights at Freddy’s

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lizardsexposed]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aliciavikander]

what it’s like to be a baby yoda

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[peacelovesexandbliss]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hawk-and-handsaw-blog]

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.