“Hey, do you own any cats?”
“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”

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@hazelpine
“Hey, do you own any cats?”
“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”
You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.
soft marble sculptures appreciation post.
i will never not be moved by art like this. by the power of imagination and skill to take stone and make it flesh. to make it human.
my food in the microwave
sound ON
You have to wear the same clothes your current icon wears every day for the rest of your life! How screwed are you?
Ok I’m done here
Open for better quality and everything
Pass the happy!🌻🌈 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to ten people.
Oh hmm, let's see:
- waking up early on the weekend and just lying in bed dozing or reading a book, letting the morning pass by with the blissful feeling that you don't have to get up anytime soon
- wearing summer dresses
- looking at all the beautiful art I commissioned and admiring each unique art style all over again
- seeing the way media slowly changes its representation and includes more diversity. Still a long way to go, but the direction is there
- my partner's smile :o)
Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows? Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.” What am i waiting for? I feel like I need to prepare? Brain: You have to wait. Me: Wait for what??? Brain: WAIT
I found out recently that it’s due to not having enough emotional or mental space to process something new. Got too much going on in your own head/real life already.
Me: I would like to experience this new thing.
My Brain:… no.
Me: Why not?
My Brain: Can’t do it. Not today.
Me: Whyyyyyyyy?
My Brain: Because we are processing at capacity and one more stream is going to crash the whole system.
Me, aloud: I’m not in the mood to try (new thing) right now.
au in which they just go to uni together and just,,, don’t try to kill each other.
how does that sound?
(Light actually goes to the lectures, L only comes around to spend the breaks with him. they discuss the lecture topics (as if they both just visited it), idiotic docents, or they get cheap cafeteria cake together)
True himbo representation
i need to make it clear in case people don't know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor
He what?
Peak awkwardness is leaving a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent.”
Fanfiction is becoming people’s primary form of entertainment right now because most media right now is so cheap, bland, recycled, and sponsored by people who love money more than the source material. Fanfiction is written for free by people who genuinely love what they’re writing about. That’s why it’s better. That’s why it’s more satisfying. Fanfiction is a home-cooked meal made for yourself and for your friends. Media today is junky fast food spoiled by too much grease and the knowledge that the people producing it are being criminally mistreated and underpaid.
FANFICTION IS A HOME-COOKED MEAL
WOW. BRO.THAT’S.
Oh MY GLOOOOOOOB
SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT
Me with every responsibility I ever have.