Hopelessly Scattered Attentions

Long story short, I'm kind of all over the place. So, you know, have fun with that.

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[luckiestcloverx]

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[beemovieerotica]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sisifroggy]

Unhinged Text Posts: Sebastian Vael Edition (Part 3)

More Text Post Memes:

Sebastian | Dragon Age

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Share beautiful and practical stitching techniques.(cr 随心意针线)

[polmcarts]

Let’s go with a b a n g !

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

[no-one-offical]

‎

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[funny-tik-toks]

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[beif0ngs]

THE GIRL, THE GOAT, THE LEGEND

[sunfortune]

real

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo