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Hey you, buy Dragonās Dogma on Steam
What the fuck are you doing reading this? Donāt fucking read this, go buy fucking Dragonās Dogma: Dark Arisen on Steam. Itās 30 bucks right now. Do it.
What? You wanna know why you should buy it?
Fine.
Dragonās Dogma is one of the best, most exciting games of the last generation. It took an interesting Dark Fantasy setting and let you go apeshit wild in it. Have you ever played another fantasy game where you whacked a giant dragonās ankles with your sword until he fell over? Did you wonder why you could only wail on his knees instead of jumping on his back and stabbing his eyes out? Well Dragonās Dogma had the same thought and said, āYou know what? Fuck it, why wouldnāt you just climb that fucker?ā And you CAN.
You can climb up a cyclopsā back and stab his eye out. You can ride a griffin into the air, cut its wings off mid-flight and crash-land that fucker into the dirt. You can cut off a hydraās head, watch it grow back, and then cut it off again with FIRE and stop it from happening again. YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND ALLIES AND THROW THEM INTO THE SEA FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN SHITS AND GIGGLES!
I hear you say, āHowās the story though? I look for story in my Action-RPGs!ā Well hold on to your butts, because this game got hella story. Itās got the most metal fucking opening to any game Iāve seen in decades. Itās a tale of love, loss, revenge, and fucking COJONES. You get your heart ripped out by a dragon and fucking SURVIVE. All heās got to say to you? āCome at me bro, if you want your fucking strawberry tart back.ā
āBut what about the art? I canāt enjoy a game unless itās pretty!ā Well first of all, thatās very close-minded, but YES THIS GAME IS PURTY AS FUCK. This gameās art and setting is like that of the air-brushed panel van your weird uncle still owns in 2016. Your favorite metal album cover comes to life every time you turn this shit on!
āOkay, itās got a cool setting and story. Can I make my own character? Iāve always wanted to make myse-ā IāM GLAD YOU ASKED! The character creator in this game is supes deep! You want to play an 8-foot-tall amazon with a mohawk and ocular heterochromia? YOU CAN! You want to play a 12-year-old boy with no hair whoās also RIPPED AS FUCK? YOU CAN! You want to play a withered old woman who single-handedly destroys her enemies with a zweihander? YOU CAN! THE SHEER RANGE OF BODY TYPES AND PHYSICAL FEATURES IS THE NUMBER 1 CAUSE OF LOSING HOURS IN THIS CHARACTER CREATOR.
āOkay, so youāre already headed towards clas-ā SHUT THE FUCK UP ITāS CLASS TIME NOW! You want warriors? Done. Rogue? Done. Wizard? Done.
āBut those are typica-ā THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? You can go those routes but hodamn you can cross class motherfucker! Wanna be a sword-and-board assassin? Done. A Magick Archer (magick with a K because ITāS FUCKING METAL)? Done. A Wizard-paladin with maces and tower-shields? Done! The classes are so unique and fun to play thereās not a one thatās dull if you ask me.
āBut what about romance!ā
Iām glad you asked, straw-man reader. Have you ever found an NPC in an RPG that stole your heart? Not like the dragon does, but like, uh⦠metaph- fuck it, you know what I mean. Yes? Well this game letās you make nice with and romance any named NPC. ANY NAMED NPC. The merchant? Banged. The captain of the foreign legion looking to prove herself? Wooād. The fucking masked sailor moon villain? Fucked. The little girl you meet? Fuckinā slow down there Jared Fogle⦠how did you even get internet access in prison? Anyways, it donāt matter your gender neither, fuck who you want to fuck, friend.
If youāre still not convinced, if you read all this and think Iām just all hype and no substance, then you can go fuck yourse- I mean, you can see for yourself.
Iām currently playing this game on the youtubes. Watch me play it. Watch me enjoy myself. Listen to me gush about how much I love this game, because I truly, truly do. If you like what you see, and youāve got the means, please buy it. This game was criminally overlooked when it came out and it deserves so much better than it got. If enough people buy it, maybe weāll get another one, eh? One thatās not Japan only.
Watch me play it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4OyvxEzC9A
I feel like I should sue for my own thoughts being typed out here
For artists who have problems with perspective (furniture etc.) in indoor scenes like me - thereās an online programm called roomsketcher where you can design a house/roon and snap pictures of it using different perspectives.
Itās got an almost endless range of furniture, doors, windows, stairs etc and is easy to use. In addition to that, you donāt have to install anything and if you create an account (which is free) you can save and return to your houses.
Examples (all done by me):
Hereās an example for how you can use it
Great find, thanks!
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Bless you!!!!
Reblogging for my own use
Just incase anyone new to Dragonās Dogma didnāt know, this used to be the menu theme before the Dark Arisen release.
Had a fucking anime opener
Bowserās reactions to various outfits in Super Mario Odyssey.
Ok this is pretty funny
This game is flawless, why donāt I have it
More stuff I had to do for my art blog. This week was bugs so I chose a Devilās Flower Mantis aand then combined it (barely) with a Orchid Mantis and made it into some strange dragon creature called a Dracodea.
I didnāt really bother to flesh out the Dracodea as an actual animal, so...
Yup.
So for one of my classes we need to draw something from life weekly and then take it and turn it into some sort of creature. So for my first one, I drew Manatees, and then combined them with Tardigrades and Yaks to make the Tardorsk.
Tardorsks are semi-aquatic, livestock/pack animals. They spend most time in the water but come to the shore to sleep, and will walk across land when it is time to migrate. Where they would have eyes behind their thick wool, they instead have tendril-like antennae that they use as their primary sensory organs. Along their ālipsā (which are somewhat prehensile) they have hundreds of sensitive whiskers that taste anything before it gets to their mouth. Their mouth is normally squished back behind the lips but in order to feed on the bottom dwelling plant and animal life of lakes and ponds, the mouth can extend outward and in any direction (slightly). Their jaws are then able to extend out similar to a shark to grasp food and pull in food. They have thick, broad tails that help to float and act close to a rudder on a boat to aid steering. As babies they lack wool and instead are covered by thick scaly leather that hardens and thickens on their backs as they grow. Once they reach adult hood they grow chitinous plates on their back from their leathery scales. Males of the species have larger chitin and broader lips where as the females have a wider tail, smaller and more segmented chitin, and smaller lips.
Iāll probably do more art of these big fluffy goofs because I kind of love them
Sometimes the help you need isnāt the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if youāre thinking of suicide.
This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.
Deadpool is too good for this world
I kin harder with this at every waking momentĀ
THIS SHOW IS AMAZING,
āYOU LOOK LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO WALK ON WATERā LMFAOOO
huh never thought Iād hear the word prolapse in a kids cartoon
im stealing every one of that queens looks
Golly gee do I love this show
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Holy fuck this made my day
Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc itās amazing and very important to me
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Celine Dionās āMy Heart Will Go Onā classic is immortalized as youāve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism. AVAILABLE HERE
10/10 would wear
Facebook memories brought some old character designs back from the dead so I figured Iād post them here because Iām still super proud of them. Might even continue work with them. The basic idea was that I took some animals with crazy defense mechanisms and turn them into like āsuper heroā characters. Iām sure I still have a list of all the animals somewhere. Anyway, enjoy
Literally just posted these but also feeling like miiiight redesign them as well. I think I can take these designs and improve upon them. Just saying
Facebook memories brought some old character designs back from the dead so I figured Iād post them here because Iām still super proud of them. Might even continue work with them. The basic idea was that I took some animals with crazy defense mechanisms and turn them into like āsuper heroā characters. Iām sure I still have a list of all the animals somewhere. Anyway, enjoy