cripple in wonderland

Heather // disabled artist & stay at home cat mom living with multiple chronic illnesses 💟🏩💟 My Website: www.heathercoriniaspell.com My IG: instagram.com/haspell

[heyatleastitsnotcancer]

Pain wears you down. It doesn’t matter if you have the best attitude in the world or the worst, it’ll still wear you down. And that’s okay to acknowledge to try to keep moving forward.

[hashtagloveloses]

POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY 

and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!

[bingomann]

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[communistkenobi-archive]

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

[heyatleastitsnotcancer]

[bubblegum-flix-deactivated20181]

reminder: you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.

[eljayetc]

You are not your trauma // so who am i

[falseknees]

No one is safe

[thecutestofthecute]

[thelemontrees-3]

[christinecanigula-archive]

you guys might think im annoying but consider this: i have to LIVE with this bitch

[auroral-autistic]

autistic culture is apologizing to your cat for accidentally disturbing his nap with your happy flapping 

[diobrandossucculenttitties]

All that spooky shit. Take it in. Take it all in.

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

[teacupsandtimelords]

I 1,000% never thought of it from this point of view before and am now screaming Too Hot, Hot Damn, Made that dragon wanna retire man.

[thorneofbriar]

“EXPLAIN NOTHING”

[ididnotorderagianttrampoline]

IVE ALWAYS LOVED HIM AND THIS IS WHY

[marielaveaus]

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

please try your best to walk away from situations and people that hurt you, whenever you’re able to - it’s okay to look after yourself

[introvertunites]

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