[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[adampvrrish]

so far quarantine has been like *wakes up from a 5 hour nap* *reads a book* *wants to go out but can’t* *tries to be productive* *accidentally takes another nap* *watches a tv show i’ve already seen* *reads again* *feels hopeless* *cycles through the same 4 social media apps* *goes through settings on phone out of pure boredom* *experiences unbearable loneliness* *goes to bed*

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

stop asking me how everything is going, i don’t know i’ve been ignoring it

[furiousgoldfish]

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

[musingisms]

“Always be fuckable. Even if you are standing in line for a Baguette”

— How To Be Parisian, Caroline de Maigret. (via chic-a-gogo)

[amvs]

this is why people hate the french

[log4]

This is actually the only thing they got right

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

[powerfulwizard]

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

[eleanora-mathilda-deactivated20]

The last part 😂😂😂

[one-hell-of-a-sheep]

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gay

[perfectquote]

[opulent-queen]

[avpdkaneki]

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

[tbearlupin]

Related: “I got the time/day wrong” anxiety. Same rules for alleviation.

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

“Class/the meeting/etc. got cancelled and I’m the only gone who didn’t get the email”: The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy. Same rules for alleviation.

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

having parents that were really angry and petty and abusive when you were young is weird, because it makes part of you grow up to want to be kind, to generate good things, to be a source of peace and wellbeing for others; but it makes another part of you grow up to be quick, and sharp, and spiteful, and that’s always the part that shows itself first in a hard situation, so it’s a struggle between your hateful gut reactions and your wish to not add any more misery to the world. it’s a hard balance, and the people who really, really know me - i know they see that anger flash in my eyes before i quiet it, if i quiet it…i want to overcome years of conditioning, and with gentle, constant force, i know i’ll mellow it. it just takes time.

[lets-go-be-heroes]

Starting to play borderlands: Wow this game is so campy and fun. It’s so uncomplicated, it’s just like a playable bad action movie, it’s amazing.

After playing borderlands, borderlands 2, borderlands the pre-sequel, and tales from the borderlands:

Life is a hopeless cause. Every soul in life is either corrupt or trapped within a corrupt system. Heroes don’t exist because in the end everyone is seeking to serve themselves. Death is inevitable and the afterlife is a myth.

[upthefolks]

so like okay, 

I don’t know why I’ve been obsessively thinking about the concept of “gaydar” 

but I have. 

Actually no it’s because a straight family member used the term like 

“oh I have really great gaydar” 

and it made me feel really gross 

and it took me like a full hour to realize why. 

When heterosexual people say that, 

it feels like they’re bragging about their ability to clock us, you know? 

like a straight person is telling me that they can spot us queers at 50 paces 

and i’m immediately going to be uncomfortable with that, 

whereas when other queer folks talk about being able to spot each other 

it’s a tool for survival. 

Like here’s the thing right? 

being able to tell is important sometimes.  

Here’s an example: 

A couple summers ago I was in a very very small town in Nova Scotia, Canada 

(like 6 buildings small) 

and I met a woman in the library who was probably a little older than my actual mother. 

She was there most days using the wifi 

because she lived across the street in an apartment without internet. 

We sat at the same table a few times and spoke briefly about life in passing 

and after a few of these not-talking-about-gay-stuff convos I was pretty sure she was a part of the lgbtq community 

and I slipped in a casual pronoun re: an ex 

and she just looked at me, 

stopped completely 

and said “oh thank fuck, I thought so.” 

and instantly started talking about her girlfriend, 

it was like this huge wave of relief washed over both of us 

because we were in a small rural town and both hovering in this really queer space and unable to talk about it. 

Anyway she was really rad and took me to the closest big town to buy me a tim hortons coffee 

because she found it reprehensible that I had been in canada for more than 3 weeks already and hadn’t ever had it. 

Almost instantly it was like 

“oh okay we have this thing in common that other people may not be cool with 

but we can actually exist and not hide shit without the fear of violence or anger”

but when it’s a straight person

they’re pretty much just letting you know that they can spot the fact that you seem “abnormal” to them 

like great 

thanks for letting me know. 

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[pilgrimkitty]

We’re identifying brethren while they’re identifying outsiders. It’s that simple.

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit.

Eartha Kitt (via purplebuddhaquotes)