[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[ebaybumpstock]

[fricktic]

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[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[heyfruitcake]

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

L'Odissea di Nolan tra "scheletri spazzatura" e relitti: Arpa al lavoro in Sicilia, che succede

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

[ignitelimelight]

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

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[nextlevelsmp3]

[the-hope-gnome]

[nanaosdailylife]

[nanaosdailylife]

There's nothing out there for us.

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[spiralmindz]

how it feels when u mildly dislike someone but everyone is convinced theyre The Devil so u cant rlly say what u want or else it will be turned into a circlejerk of performative hatred

[dramatic-dolphin]

ugghhhhh it's so fucking annoying fr. on a post abt the shipwreck on the coast north sentinel island

they are literally aware because they have eyes. they know about ships and planes. because they have eyes and working brains.

the lore is "outsider boat made of metal ran aground on our shore and we get to keep it, fuck yeah" because they have working brains. unlike you.

[headspace-hotel]

"uncontacted groups" of people are generally fully aware of the outside world and just choose not to interact with it

[gian-carlton]

via @yiddishnightmare

[tonyalmeida]

[badgersandbees]

There is an active transmisogynist kiwifarms thread about specific transfems and allies on the site that posted as mousidy took her break.

i have every single confidence now that the transmascvoicesproject was made by one of these users.

The thread was made specifically to target specific transfems on Tumblr, and specifically have had mousidy, missforcefem, pocket deer belly, puppet, plaidos, Patricia taxxon, and others primarily in their sights over the fact that they exist.

I cannot stress enough reporting transmascvoicesproject for spam on every post, blocking, and disengaging.

An active kiwifarms thread is watching that blog and I do not fucking trust further engagement whatsoever. This screams of danger please take care of yourselves.

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "Decarbonized formaldehyde is great. Just wash daikons with decarbonized formaldehyde and they turn white."

"Decarbonized formaldehyde" (脫碳甲醛) is an online phrase used to make fun of people that blindly avoid chemicals. Formaldehyde (H2CO) decarbonized is water (H2O).

[eng by me]

[furryprovocateur]

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

[cerothenull]

Or when people started naming their daughters after the mermaid in Splash