[curly-loves-boobear]

I do regret opening Tumblr on this sad day. My dashboard is literally filled with so much hatred towards the British monarchy and a great man with a big heart and humour who loyally served his country for 7 decades... Friendly reminder that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are both supportive of said monarchy and the British royal family... If your hatred is based on lies and half-truths coming from the Sussex's - please show yourself out. You clearly haven't put the same effort into fact checking them and their claims than you did with Larry Stylinson...

[heystephen]

when will harvard do a case study on the minds of larries

[ceo-of-jock-villagers]

isabelle i literally have no idea what you’re talking about

[starpeace]

bad star wars oc idea: a sith who finds out that the jedi think falling to the dark side shows weakness, and gets so pissed off that they insist on returning to the light solely to prove they can

[starpeace]

sith: i will destroy you. i am stronger than you will EVER be

jedi padawan they captured, panicking: oh yeah? then how come you aren’t even strong enough to come to the light? huh? checkmate, buddy!!

sith:

sith: fuck

[mandaloriandin]

How dare you hide this in the tags

You are absolutely right that is comedic genius

[hrtsuit]

it gets worse

[heart-symphony]

[porunareff]

ok but if Dio ate one of Tonio’s dishes you think pearl jam would be able to fix Dio’s shitty attitude?

[porunareff]

i’m crying

[astraldemise]

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[cruxitedowel]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[kirkwallgremlin]

Me: picks up literally everything possible in a game

The game: your inventory is full

Me: :O

[honsool]

yoongi is so cool

[glowpop]

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

[funnysnake2019]

easy on the misandry, shawty.

[glowpop]

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

[dennys]

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

[constructreese]

[jaaneymann]

stockmarket tweet compilation pt. 2 because the hits keep coming

[thepoisonroom]

you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the

[trufflesmushroom]

[meangirlnurse]

one time one of my coworkers told me that she saw a preview of a show on Netflix that really struck her as something i would like and should try watching and i asked her what the title was and it was fucking Big Mouth

[mister-christmas]

I think that counts as character assassination

[fluffygif]

Nasturtium in her sun hat

[taeyungie]

legends say that he’s still sitting on that table 

[damianmcgintleman]

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