[williamshatspeare]

captain’s log stardate a billion i want to kiss spock on the mouth

[thetimetostrikeislater]

It’s…the long…drawn out… pauses, with his fluttering eyelashes that really does it for me.

[its-blorbin-time]

Ed: I don’t think anyone is waiting for me :(

Stede:

[artemis-pendragon]

"Girl, how are you?" is the funniest line I've ever heard and I know I'm gonna be quoting it at least once a day forever. Anyway girls (gn) how ARE we?

[ivapiva]

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

[itehexael]

[memeuplift]

[appendingfic]

i feel if you've known someone long enough to make them your maid of honor, you should know whether to expect this

[alaric-greyson]

From the USA Today article

The bride was both okay with it and gave permission multiple times. Sounds like an awesome family. :D

[theblackparadeisdead]

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

[lubefairy]

I will.

U feel it in ur pussy

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[zapatism]

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

[zapatism]

i'd like to take this time to apologize for my prior lapse of judgement. listening and learning

[visenyaism]

ok now that i’m significantly more normal and well adjusted anon is back on

[visenyaism]

[mccoalminer]

Alison Bechdel

[imsobadatnicknames2]

They were so real for this one

[mothmansboywife]

i will never get over the way that jurgen leitner's death plays out like an among us kill

[thegaynessarchives]

oh my fucking god

[problempuppy]

i am so weak and tired all the time. blinks beautifully at you

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[samueldays]

[1st-1]

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

PDF of cats (and their dykes) for your reading pleasure  

[valtsv]

what makes the avatars in the magnus archives so great is that despite having ostensibly discarded or transcended their humanity through their patronage to the dread powers, they're still just human enough to be hilariously petty and have more infighting amongst themselves than a toxic queer household group chat. the entities kept giving them these insane evil powers in exchange for their devotion and instead of using them to bring about the apocalypse like they intended every single one of them was like hmm i will use these abilities to torment my stupid ass coworkers i think.

[valtsv]

it's like if you gave a bunch of people nuclear launch codes and they all just used them to order a precision strike on the house of the guy who cut in front of them in the rush hour traffic last week