Jonathan Sims is my babygirl

Statement begins. These two men are very very gay. Statement ends.

[thegaynessarchives]

MY FIRST BAD THINGS HAPPEN BINGO CARD IS HERE!!!

Send me requests from here and I will write them! :D God I love these things so much

I will be getting more probably lol

Unrelated/userboxes:

[sporeganism]

anatomy 👁️

[wreegis]

fuck it, Tim’s turn to be Head Archivist!!

[wreegis]

*fabric rustling*

(based on The Kiss- Gustav Klimt)

[izel-scribbles]

s2 jon is sooo funny like dude. he's not trying to kill you. he has a crush on you.

[dekuboya]

Probably gonna get a little Malevolent-head soon but I promise I will keep up my gay bullshit w these guys 😔💕

[hezekiah-wideawakely]

Magnus Archives Doommates AU: After the events of mag200, those most intimately connected to their patrons end up Somewhere Else. Specifically Jon Sims, Martin Blackwood, Annabelle Cane, and Oliver Banks. And they all become roomies. The dynamic between them would be so fucking funny. Jon and Martin are obviously together, Oliver doesn't have any ill-will towards any of the others, Martin is jealous of Oliver, and Jon and Martin will probably never be comfortable living with Annabelle. Hijinks ensue.

[steampunkcorgi]

Miss Cane 🕸️

More Magnus Archives fanart

[mistercrow111]

Dumb idea I got

[thegaynessarchives]

List of entity-coded movies, organized by entity

(These are mostly movies I just found from Google, feel free to tell me if there are any I should add to the list!)

This will be a long post most likely, so the list is under the cut.

The Buried

Buried (2010)

The Descent (2005)

Meander (2020)

The Corruption

They Nest (2000)

The Fly (1986)

The Dark

Lights Out (2016)

The Desolation

...

The End

Ghost (1990)

Final Destination 1-5

The Frighteners (1996)

The Sixth Sense (1999)

A Ghost Story (2017)

The Eye

Caché (2005)

This House Has People In It (not a movie, but I had to mention it)

The Extinction

The Matrix (1999)

Pretty much any apocalypse film

The Flesh

The Human Centipede (2009)

Raw (2016)

Under the Skin (2013)

Jennifer's Body (2009)

The Hunt

The Most Dangerous Game (1932)

Ready or Not (2019)

The Hunger Games

The Lonely

The Martian (2015)

Cast Away (2000)

The Slaughter

Pretty much any war movie

The Spiral

Uzumaki (2000)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Skinamarink (2022)

Jacob's Ladder (1990)

Beau Is Afraid (2023)

The Stranger

House of Wax (2005)

The Strangers (2008) (plot might lean more Slaughter though)

Tourist Trap (1979)

Us (2019)

The Vast

Fall (2022)

Vertigo (1958)

Don't Look Down (1998)

The Web

The Truman Show (1998) (could also be considered Spiral-adjacent, or even Eye-adjacent. However, I think it fits best here, due to the element of everything being planned out behind the scenes.)

Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

[thegaynessarchives]

I'm trying something a bit different this time for Whumptober. I wasn't quite sure what to write for some of the prompts, so for those days, I will be writing original statements to fill the prompt instead of putting pre-existing characters into Situations™.

Also, bear with me, as I may fall behind at times, due to being incredibly busy with college applications while also dealing with some mental health stuff. But rest assured, I will still keep you fed with delicious whumpy angst throughout the month :3

See you on day 1 of spooky (and whumpy) month!!!

[ultramarinaa]

Boom. It’s cat jmart.

[thegaynessarchives]

giggle

[monarch-aip]

i just finished the show 3 years too late but HOOOOLY

[faultyvessel]

HAPPY JMART DAY TUMBLR.COM

[thegaynessarchives]

WOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOO

[wreegis]

in the eye of the beholder 💚

[thegaynessarchives]

I'm getting a month's headstart for Whumptober so hopefully I'll be able to actually finish it this time, while also balancing college applications and stuff lol

[willalraand]

i wanted to make this for a long time

(i only now realised that if not sasha is there jon and tim are supposed to have worm bites and be depressed but disregard that please)