Captain is King 🌙

Poland/UK * Books and TV Shows * Sleep less read more * Biromantic ace

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[carnationinstantbutch]

Has this been done yet

[bakwaaas]

growing up as a woman is constantly going through phases of hating your mother and understanding her and hating her and understanding her

[susiephone]

underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips

[didsomebodysay-kat-aesthetic]

[susiephone]

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[toopsy]

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

[scandalousladysuggestion]

its always “you murdered your husband for his fortune and his land” and “you’re a monster” and never “your black silk mourning gown looks nice” or “was the poisoning fun it looked like fun” 

[snailwriter]

They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[macaulaytwins]

female character: *is rude or evil or commits heinous deeds*

me, with stars in my eyes:

[smokestarrules]

we as a society need to remember how fucking funny Willow is

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[draculagerard]

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

[theaceofarrows]

[pen--pun]

Disney Cartoon Pilot: Haha funny hijinks and magical times heehoo

Disney Cartoon Finale: WE NEED TO KILL GOD