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[heartless2000]

PLEASE MUTUALS KNOW THAT I AM FOLLOWING YOU AND REBLOGGING YOU

They’re just going to @tinmate which is my book blog

This is my catch all, everything but the kitchen sink blog

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[frontmansdefender]

[importantpics]

[varpusvaras]

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

[anik]

i love this guy

[divorcedwife]

in a galaxy far, far away

[starwarsfilms]

STAR WARS: EPISODE IV – A NEW HOPE 1977 | dir. George Lucas

[sntsnflwr]

I’m like a full decade late BUT I saw the hadestown pro shot over the weekend and felt the greatest urge to draw everyone’s lovely faces !!

[beyaarca]

Toph Beifong

[biyohime]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dduane]

The final trailer.

I want to see this get an Oscar nomination and make A GAZILLION BUCKS.

[bat-in-the-machine]

"I don't pay you to tink you taw. I pay you to tee."

"I did! I did taw!"

"What did you tee? What did you taw?"

[tochira]

If this doesn't get nominated for best animated feature film and at least several other categories.... well, I will be very upset of course.

I'm crying with laughter, I can't wait to see this movie. TAKE MY MONEY

[tochira]

@foolishmortal THANK YOU you're so right

Everyone clearly had a blast being a part of this and their work deserves appreciation! I am going to be very obnoxious about this movie for the foreseeable.

[kittydesade]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

[wordproblemapoligist]

[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"

She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.

"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]

[nebulasreblogs]

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

[marumicore]

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated

[waywardprintmaker]

"What a shame, you always had such beautiful hair"

[z-ndjenja]

I wish Tumblr could be my job like how Youtube is for Youtubers.

[dontbelasagnax]

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

[savetheworldkissaplushie]

[nattousan]

someone texted the shop phone lmao, assumably to chat up one of our lady artists, and u know, i spend a lot of time around cishet men and yet it's always so utterly fascinating to directly interact with THIS type of cishet man

my favorite parts:

- the initial attempt to save face by acting like "Whatchya cookin'" was not a simple answer and i somehow was unnecessarily rude in my response, hence warranting hostility

- perfect???

- the pointless recontexualization of the peace symbol emoji??? because the way he originally meant it was apparently flirtatious so he had to make sure that it now meant something different and NOT gay ! !!!!

- the absolute brain blast of simple vs single, hell of a save my guy

- bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend

- "i don't take getting fucked with easy " is some shit you'd hear from the antagonist of the first episode of a shounen anime, the big guy that they set the mc against before getting thrashed to show how strong the mc is

- this reads like a 15 yr old looking up how to sound intimidating but i really hope this is like, a 30yr old guy who went, "how do i show this guy i'm very tough and heterosexual, what do tough heterosexual guys have, uhhhhh GUNS and uhhh OH CARS! nice

it's giving "i'll let you off with a warning" i'm just... i'm so far removed from the world where this sort of posturing is taken seriously that i'm a little star struck, i've only seen you in youtube reddit thread compilations omg FragileMasculinity-kun from my videos haiiiii 🤩

[madeofklay]

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

[chuckletons]

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

[dragonmons]

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

[bogleech]

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍