Ana 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑

26 || she/her ──── ୨୧ ──── ˚₊‧꒰ა angels have pink hair ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

[hearts-fullmetal]

✧ variants ✧

(or whatever twitter is calling them)

[segamascott]

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[moniquill]

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[moniquill]

I'm so proud of you, chicken

[calamarispiderart]

in case i dont see ya,

[momegranates]

[foepossum]

pookie ✨

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[loafbud]

the reaction of the century

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[racketballz]

The fit of all of time

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[tokkimins]

fisheye(s)

[april]

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there's also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can't go wrong

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[spxrw]

my god my universe