Swiss Fucking Cheese

Lisa | 31 | She/They Pronouns | ♊| MN | Pansexual | Voice Actor | INFP | ♥ | ♦ | ♠ | ♣ Switch FC: SW-6675-7042-5032 I'm an aspiring voice actress with Autism that loves YuuriVoice, Ghibli, Pokemon, Digimon, video games, and cats. Credit for my icon: artpavvs.tumblr.com

[hisuianserperior]

Something about Pokopia I love is that it straight up proves Team Plasma wrong. Because we have separation so complete there are no humans at all, and what do the Pokemon do? Try to find them. They try to bring their friends and loved ones back. They rebuilt infrastructure, they explore, they try whatever they can think of because they love each other. And the humans loved them back. Loved them enough to say goodbye, not knowing whether they would see each other again, because they knew where they are going not many Pokemon could live and be happy. The bond between human and Pokemon is strong and mutual and I will not hear otherwise

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[bamboo-muse]

Just reminder:

Fuck ICE

Death to Trump and his billionaire buddies

Always punch Nazis

[sweetangle8-deactivated20260509]

do you think seth is a trump supporter

HELLO??? TO YOU

I think he would rather get beat into a fucking pulp, dragged across the mud dragged across the street getting being over and over again before he vote for the yellow fuck

[heartsbanegardener]

...is it crack? Is it crack that you're smoking Anon? WHAT KINDA HELL IS THAT? Seth my sweet baby boy I'm so sorry this bitch was so wrong about you

[sweetkaida]

Commission I made for @heartsbanegardener ! Jack and his buddy, Myles 💛

[heartsbanegardener]

There he is, there's my handsome boy and his boyfriend!! I love this, thank you so much Kaida!!

[not-5-rats]

Third bunch of peoples YV ocs

For the third time thank you all for letting me draw your creations and sorry for how I shattered your visions

Jamie - @the-stars-that-line-the-sky

Letitia - @mis3rabl3m3lody

Juno - @heartsbanegardener

Gale - @piffany666

Thanks again for letting me draw them <3

(ALSO got my last exam this week, finally over)

[heartsbanegardener]

YAAAAS, THAT'S MY BABY GIRL! Thank you for drawing my daughter, she's adorable!

[not-5-rats]

YUURIVOICE COMMUNITY/FANDOM WTV

I wanna draw and people in this community have really cool listener ocs sooooooo

If you're okay with me drawing your ocs please respond to this with said ocs :3

(I can't draw very well but I will try my best, I am begging atp)

[heartsbanegardener]

Hi hello, I will give you both my children if you so desire. They're twins but fraternal so don't worry about them matching too much! (Myles is 6'2" and Juno is 5'3", also Juno is a lil chubby but they isn't quite reflected in her art)

[mintygreencake]

Yuurivoice listener OCS as memes part 3:

AAAA took me a while but here is part 3! 🙏🏽 Thanks for being patient with me-

Bonnie-May (Buddy) belongs to:

@mis3rabl3m3lody

Luca (Boo) belongs to:

@sleeplessdreamer14

Lucifer (Star) belongs to:

@heartsbanegardener

Anastasia (Angel) belongs to:

@thetiredlittlewriter

[heartsbanegardener]

Yes, thank you for drawing my stupid son!

[heartsbanegardener]

My lovely rogue Ember(strike) is just about ready for @chasingthesunwcrp ‘s new rp coming out in a couple of days. Don’t know what clan she’ll be joining, but I hope it’ll be fun regardless!

All these designs come from using Picrew and Doll Divine, I’ll have a link for all four down below the read more!

First Pic: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1255960

Second Pic(Most accurate face pic): https://picrew.me/image_maker/254030

Third Pic(Fullbody): https://www.dolldivine.com/create-a-cat.php

Fourth Pic: https://picrew.me/image_maker/254030

[direhuman]

me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

[theinsidiousdice]

(via @itsbenedict)

[itsbenedict]

eternalfarnham replied to your post

you’re in the pocket of Big Ball, I see

there’s no pocket for me to BE in, there’s no LOBBYING involved, there’s no SUPPRESSION campaign because you don’t need one! traditional methods suppress themselves when you make modern pokéballs available. you might as well start accusing AT&T of deliberately suppressing the noble traditional art form of the goddamn semaphore.

not to mention OP demonstrates a total lack of understanding of the market realities of the pokéball industry- Silph and Devon are not monopolies, if they weren’t in constant competition their magic monster domination spheres wouldn’t cost two bucks a pop. the ball spec is a public standard, and Bill Masaki’s storage system based on that standard is an open-source project. they’re only the two largest players because they’re able to leverage economies of scale. you still get smaller operations like the Laverre City Poké Ball Factory, with better regional supply chains and local brand recognition, making room for themselves in the market. 

sm FUCKING h at y’all granola-crunching conspiracy theorists. you probably also believe Super Potions cause autism.

[justisdevan]

Ok, but it is a shame that artisanal balls are basically off the market now. Like, you have to ride the monorail and hike through a half dozen routes just to find someone willing to sell you a Fast Ball. Believe me, when your boss at the power plant needs five Electrodes by Tuesday you are not going to want to make the trip to Alola; you’re going to head on down to the Mart and get some Ultra Balls, which will do the trick but aren’t well tailored to the job.

I’m with you that modern catching techniques are better, not to mention more humane, but there genuinely is a loss from more niche balls becoming harder to find. Maybe someday the long slowpoketail of consumer demand will be met, but I wouldn’t hold my breath for that Shellder.

[cetaceanhandiwork]

look y’all are missing the point. mass production of silph balls crowding out traditional apricorn craftsmanship is, if anything, more a side effect of the real problem: that capture artifacts are too easy to get your hands on these days. $2 basic balls are a problem. before modern ball tech you had to go to an artisan, yes, but part of their job was to care about who had the power to recruit pokémon from the wild, as a backstop against another Knight of Veilstone coming along. there was a time when you’d never lay a hand on a ball yourself until it was clear you respected pokémon, whether tame or in the wild. but now, a “pokémon journey” is open to practically every teenager, even if they’ve got not interest in treating their team with trust and love.

the worldwide rise in the last century of organized crime and apocalyptic cults who use pokémon as their muscle is a direct result of capture artifacts becoming a mass produced market commodity rather than a mechanism for preserving the sacred trust between humans and the wilderness. it’s a miracle that the powder keg hasn’t already gone off by now.

[eternalfarnham]

Oh that is rank historical revisionism - what, do you think artisans’ definitions of “respect” were constructed in a vacuum? We already had rhetoric as far back as the warring states period in Ransei about how only the soldierly classes, overwhelmingly descendants of nobility and taught from birth, had the intangible qualities necessary to “bond” with Pokémon. And when we start seeing apricorn balls develop in Johto, which borders Kanto - Kanto, where we know there’s been extensive cultural cross-contamination with Auroran and Dragnoran expeditions - surprise, suddenly only a small population has the intangible qualities necessary to use them, too.

That notion was, and remains, a tool to limit general access to Pokémon in the interest of maintaining class disparities. I mean, have we already forgotten the Aether Foundation’s pseudo-conservationist nonsense? Their attempt to manipulate natural resources and establish a power base in Alola, while they were modernizing and taking their place on the world stage, was founded on this exact rhetoric of “rescuing” Pokémon from local disenfranchised populations, as if taking Pokémon away from places like Po Town would improve things instead of increasing competition between trainers and decreasing safety.

Do you want more disillusioned kids joining gangs? Because that’s how you get Teams!

[sindri42]

Artisanal balls and anyone who supports them are tools of the aristocracy to suppress the common folk. In the days when a ball could only be made by hand by an expert, only the wealthiest could afford pokemon, and as a result anyone not born into the “elites” was forced to be subservient to their “betters” for protection.

The release of the $2 pokeball meant that the balance of power shifted to the common citizens. If any child can wield the power of a god, the military and the government and the wealthiest businessmen have no power over them.

More than that, instead of power being determined by the wealth to acquire pokemon, power comes exclusively from the dedication, effort, and empathy required to train them to high levels and to maintain their loyalty. If a person simply buys their pokemon, then those pokemon will either stay at low levels forever, or refuse to obey the human because there is no respect between them; the most powerful people in the world are those who caught a critter at level 2-5 and then devoted their life to raising it into a world power.

And as a beautiful side benefit of this, standard of living has increased across the board. Since every household has at least one minor pokemon in the family and there are increasing numbers of professional, working pokemon joining cities and other civilized areas and working to improve them, every aspect of economy and industry has been enhanced by their supernatural capabilities. Electricity is generated cleanly and in abundance for everybody. Pollution is cleaned up almost completely and instantly. The production of farms, mines, and workshops is multiplied, even as safety standards improve. Yes, every few years another potential apocalypse comes about and needs to be prevented by a couple of brave teenagers, but outside of those incidents the world is damn close to utopia.

[6qubed]

…that was all fascinating to read and I would like to see more like it, please

for instance; what the hell is in lemonade that makes it a more powerful healing alternative to regular potions

[suinicide]

Opium

[lemondorp]

See, unlike in the real world, the Pokémon world has yet to ban cocaine in drinks.

[antique-scarecrow]

this website is INCREDIBLE

[nevertheless-moving]

[xmaster3000]

Reblogging for future reference.

[avdromedas]

[saturnsocoolioyep]

This is the “oh man we really are bestest buds” face

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2297

(Sometimes you just wanna make a dark sides post idk.) (Dialogue from this post.)

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[ir0n-angel]

[huffylemon]

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren't virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

[eclecticmasterpiece]

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there's usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can't get over how the internet "as intended" today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I've ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

[picturesque-about-it]

Beloveds, there is a wonderful website that gets rid of all that crap<3

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[csevet]

#god bless the patience of overalls person DKFBSNFNNW this is hilarious but i’d die

do NOT be mistaken ismay is at least as chaotic (see the tupperwine incident) and this couple deserves each other

[latinotiktok]

[willkill4pudding]

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

[sighinastorm]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.  THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.

[qr-closet]

strawberry cardigan ✨