Dumb, dumb girl - Laughing Jack x female reader (18+!)
Mdni, 18+ contains: cursing, oral (reader receiving), pet names (like baby, doll), jack calls you a dumb little thing, fluff at the end, your bf cheats on you and jack uses it as an opportunity. female orgasm. paint between your thighs. JACKS TONGUE! reader has known jack since mid tee years but story takes place in college!
《Your clown best friend shows you what you've been missing》
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You had known Laughing Jack since you were 16. If you had been any younger than that, you probably would've just become another one of his massacred victims.
But no. He took a liking to you, ever since you went into that thrift store and saw the old wind up box and loved the vintage aesthetic. You took that box home with you, paying no more than four dollars for it. Later that night, you met your new BFF, Laughing Jack. It did take you a while to get used to him, at first, you thought he was annoying, and weird. I mean, dude was an entity old enough to be your great, great, great grandfathers, great grandfather. Probably older. But soon enough, you guys were inseparable.
Laughing Jack and you met during a developmental stage in your life. You were young, teetering on the edge of becoming a woman and you would, naturally, talk to boys and get involved with them only to get your heart broken and have LJ be your sole source of comfort.
Jack hated it.
Not comforting you, but the reason he had to comfort you. Because these snot nosed, pimply faced teenage boys didn't know how to treat a girl. Because you were so blind to the angel gone bad right by your side who had it in his twisted heart to give you everything you wanted and more.
Now, four years later, you're twenty and halfway through college. Sitting up in your bed, you're crying yet again and Jack is standing over you, his stare cold and calculative.
He doesn't wrap you up in his arms, he doesn't offer words of comfort, he doesn't place gentle kisses atop your head.
No, he just crosses his arms and glares down at you. Not an ounce of warmth coming from him. Like a statue, cold and unwavering.
''You should know better by now.'' he sneered.
''He cheated-'' you cried
''Yeah, boys do that'' He rolled his eyes, his tone completely indifferent. Your head shot up, silky hair bouncing with the movement.
''So.. so what, that makes it okay?'' Your voice raises an octave, something Jack isn't used to. It makes his gut twist uncomfortably, but he doesn't falter.
''No, it makes you an idiot.'' Jack scowls, his lip twisting up slightly as he looks away from you briefly,you know he means exactly what he says, but he can't bear seeing your hurt face. He never could. That's the thing about Jack, he was always a blunt, cynical bastard, uncaring of feelings or saving face, but with you it was so fucking hard to be that guy.
Until tonight, when his frustration finally boiled over like a witches cauldron.
''The hell is the matter with you? My boyfriend just cheated on me and you can't even... pretend to care? You just.. call me an idiot?'' The fresh tears start to spill once more, some kind of best friend, huh? Transported back to your teen years, you felt like that fresh faced, naive 16 year old girl who couldn't understand why her boyfriend randomly went from obsessed with her, to her feeling like the least sought after girl in town.
''Yeah. You're a dumb little thing.'' He said, his tone dismissive but a cocky little grin tugging at the corner of his lips as he recites the absolutely loathesome nickname.
''Get- get out!'' You try to sound angry, but it comes out more as a pained whimper. Like a hurt dog who growls at it's owner but deep down craves it's tender affection once more. Your hand flies out to push his chest, to create the distance you know you don't actually want.
His smile drops. ''Oh, no. We ain't doing that.'' He growls, wrapping a calloused, clawed hand around your dainty wrist and squeezing. Not enough to hurt you, but to intimidate.
Your breath hitches, tears stilling asyou struggle but he has your wrist in a vice like grip.
''You dont get to deny me this now, no, not now you fuckin tease.' The tonal shift is drastic, once stone cold, now overtaken by a frustrated, hungry haze in an insant.
''W-what are you talking about?''
''Jesus Christ. You really are a dumb little girl still.''
''J-Jack stop.. you're being mean''
''Mean?'' His icy blue eyes widen and a short, scoff ladled bark of laughter leaves his painted lips.
''Oh baby, you ain't seen mean yet, but you're gonna.' he promises you darkly, his eyes hooded and looking down at you with a menacing glint in those cold eyes of his that makes your skin crawl with arousal and a fleeting sense of dread.
''Jack'...' your lips trembles as his name exits from between them as if it'll kill you if you keep it in.
''Shut up and let me own you''
Before you can even blink, he's down to your level and capturing your soft lips in a filthy kiss. The bitterness of his cheap black lipstick combined with your cherry lip gloss blends into a cocktail of scandal. Jack groans into the kiss, swallowing your whimpers whole.
'' you have a demon at your mercy, you damned brat. i'm so fucking tired of waiting for you'' Jack growls against your lips but you don't even register it as his previous words ring in your mind.
'fuckin tease.'
Yeah, those two words. A cruel, taunting chant echoing in your mind as you mindlessly kiss him back, your thoughts drifting to the past
Like how sometimes you'd wake up, and he'd be in your bed, holding you close, his touch just shy of inappropriate. A hand draped around your waist, claws tracing your bikini line, crotch an inch from your ass. How you'll change in front of him because you're just friends, right? But he'd have to shift his position every single time to hide his lap from view. How every birthday that passed, especially your 18th and after, he got increasingly more touchy, more flirty, more possessive. He's just being silly, that's what you told yourself all these years. You dumb little thing.
He pulls back, tilting his head before whispering filthily in your ear. 'Yeah, you know now, don't ya? Pretty little tease always showing off that perfect body as if i'm not a man with needs.''
''J-jack please..'' You moan softly, desperately. Small hands come and wrap around his white shirt, hidden behind suspenders and feathers. In truth, you weren't so innocent. You loved teasing him, loved playing this game to see how long it would take him to cave and give you what you needed. Well looks like you won.
''Hand's off.' He growls into your lips as he grabs your wrists in one clawed hand and pins you down on the mattress, looming over you promisingly. He takes one razor sharp claw and rips cleanly down the middle of your shirt, plush tits bouncing through, barely covered by that scrap of lace you call a bra.
''These fuckin clothes just get in the way'' he scowls against your throat, cold, dead breath making your skin scrawl and muscles clench. Jack moves down your body, licking a long stripe from cleavage to belly button before he settles between your legs and rips right through those tiny, sin incarnate pj shorts.
''I'm gonna devour this pretty fuckin pussy til you're creaming alll over my face, yeah? Gonna give you what none of those dumb ass boys ever could, a real orgasm'' drooling from the sides of his mouth as he takes in the sight of your g-string clad pussy, he licks a long stripe from hole to clit, inhaling your scent obscenely.
''Mmhhh - j-jack o-oh my god'' that one bit of contact already has your back arching. ''m-my clothes..'' you whine, bottom lip jutting out in a little pout.
Jack just chuckles darkly ''you wont need to wear any ever again when I really make you mine.'' he grins wolfishly.
''J-jack stop it! Y-you're my friend...'' you protest half heatedly, you're scared, scared of ruining your most special friendship, but fuck, desire wins out in the end and you're bucking your hips up against his lips without even thinking.
Your panties are roughly pulled to the side as he scoffs ''friend? baby I don't do friendship with you, it's all or nothing.'' his voice drops to a husky whisper. he spits crudely on your needy hole and uses his clawed thumbs to spread you open for him like you're his property. your eyes roll back as you feel that tongue on your most intimate area.
''oh, you like this shit, don't you? filthy fuckin girl..''
Your back arches off your old mattress, the same mattress you guys would sit on and have innocent movie nights on when your heart was first broken. oh how things change, now your fingers were tangled in his long dark hair and you were moaning his name like he was your saving grace.
His tongue is long, longer than any dick you've ever seen that's for sure. He licks, tongue flat against your dripping slit as he goes back and forth, his groans vibrating into you and making you clench your thighs.
''yeah, thas it sweetheart, let ol Jack take care of ya... mmm this pussy really needed me, huh? poor baby'' he coos mockingly before hooking his hands under your knees and pushing your legs back as far as they can go til you're folded in half and can't writhe away from him anymore.
''mmhh, fuck baby, you're sweeter than any candy i've ever tasted.'' He whispers almost tenderly before diving back in, messy, long strokes of his tongue and vibrating groans, your hole clenching around nothing as you desperately arch your back and whimper helplessly underneath him.
He was messy. Spitting fat globs of saliva on your messy cunt and licking it right back up, flicking his tongue faster and faster, teasing your entrance with the tip of his tongue before punishing your clit over and over again til it's swollen and you're a mess of whimpers and stained panties.
''shhh pretty girl, gonna give this pussy the tender lovin care it needs.''
Then you feel it, and you let out a loud, strangled moan. His thick, lengthy tongue all the way inside you now. Jack groans, unable to speak as he fucks your velvety walls with his sinful tongue. Your head is tipped back and your poor guts feel like they're being stirred inside you.
''ooh, oh my god jack, jack it's too much!'' you moan, thighs trembling, chest heaving and head spinning''s-so big.. sstop it im gonna.. oh shit'' you gasp, trying to push his head back. ''yeah? lay it on me baby, let it all out-'' jack mumbles between thrusts but is cut off into a groan as you succumb to your earth shattering, overstimulating orgasm and cum, a pretty sticky white mess all over his lips and mind throttling tongue.
''thas a good girl, so messy, wanna mess up this pussy s'more...'
He pants, lapping up at your juices, nodding his head back and forth as he slurps you right up.
''so good baby, love this filthy cunt. god damn, most gorgeous thing I've ever seen...'' he praises you as he looks up at you with hooded eyelids.
''and i'm about as old as hell itself, hah!''
In between your thighs is a sticky mess of smudged white and black face paint, his spit, and your sticky arousal. Jacks expression softens drastically, he places a gentle kiss to your inner thigh, you tremble slightly.
feeling his lips curl into a smirk against your skin, he speaks up again ''bet that cheating cunt ain't ever made you quiver like that, huh?''
you blush, it's all you can manage right now, your energy was completely drained.
''yeah I know I milked ya dry, guess there'll be no more tears tonight'. hehehe' giggles stupidly as he avoids your very weak slap, his usual playful self slowly returning.
''shut up jack...'' you huff, turning your pretty face away from him. he reaches out and tilts your chin back towards him with a clawed thumb.
''oi, I was just joking love.'' slides back up, laying besides you and scooping you up so you're laying on his carved chest, his candy striped arms engulfing you. Jack plays with your hair gently, making sure to keep his claws out of the way, whispering soothing words in your ears like you'd wished he had done to begin with, but now, you're glad things didn't go the way they normally do.
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''i'm sorry love, I was bein a big ol meanie before, huh?'' a soft kiss atop your head
''cmon baby , snuggle against your favourite clown.. yeah, atta girl' a peck on your nose
''forget about him, hmm? you're all mine now, okay? like you always should have been.'' one on your lips.
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THERE ISNT ENOUGH LAUGHING JACK CONTENT ON HERE WHAT HAPPENED!!
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