More Sensuous Stories~ (Comms Open)

A 18+ sideblog for dragon-razor-writings. This is basically where I just post slightly horny shit.

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RULES/MUSES/OTHER STUFF:

Razor's Writings

A listing of my accounts and my commission prices

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You know, making an entire region solely to exist for the creation of smut that I might not even use certainly is a choice I made.

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Jaune: *drops his pants and underwear*

Weiss:

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Jaune: "Being roommates with a NSFW voice actor is not what you expect."

Jaune: "I know they're not flirting with me, but I have been exposed to things that just makes me question things. Mainly if they're okay."

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... Randomly coming to the realization of "In the alternate reality that you're a fictional character, people would make smut and be weirdly horny about you" is rather sobering.

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Me, looking into my 'Smutty Character' box, seeing a bunch of half finished notes:damn, I wonder why I can't complete any of these character bios.

Last Few Weeks Of College, Life, and Novel Writing: *looming over me, ready to shaft me like I'm a main heroine in a goddamn H-doujin*

Me: Ah. That's why.

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...I might just make small settings where its just based off of a very specific kink and not much else.

Might give me some proper ability to write quickly.

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S/O: *trying to be sexually enticing* How do I look~?

Jaune, who had been in the Ever After for so long that his sex drive just sputtered out, in the middle of his cup of coffee: 👍

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...I should write more smut.

Throw a prompt at me.

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Goddess of Desire and Blood: can you please stop having sex for five minutes?

Sinner chosen to be reborn in their favorite media: this character is my favorite and I'm going to fuck them stupid, try to stop me.

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...Seth Lowell x Reader x Jaune Arc sandwich.

That's probably a thing out there.

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Blake, Jaune, and Ren are hanging out in the commons

Blake, in the middle of reading a webnovel on the couch: "...You two want to hear a cursed thought?

Ren, playing against Jaune in Blackout Brawlers: "Are we going to like what comes next?"

Blake: "Probably not."

Jaune: "Are you going to tell us anyways?"

Blake: "Yep."

JR: 'Great.'

Blake: "You two could probably be the vaguely incestuous older brothers in a otome game."

Jaune: *immediately pauses the game and turns to her* "...What?"

Ren, having mentally processed what he just heard: "I hate that."

Blake: "I'm not sorry."

Jaune, rubbing his temple: "Just...why?

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This is going to be utterly nonsensical.

Player Character: *going through some trauma*

Sinner chosen by Desire, trying to help the person they care about:

Player Character: ...really?

Sinner: Just putting the option out there.

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Jaune: *rambling about some medieval history/fantasy lore*

S/O, having the growing urge to make him cum until his brain fries:

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Blake: "I said something about milking a bison and now we're talking about Greeks milking each other."

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Neptune: "You guys ever wanted to know what it's like to be nutted in?"

Scarlet:"...What?"

Neptune:"...It's pretty cold out here-"

Sage: "Oh no, you're not just walking away from that-"

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I don't know why, but to me, every time Binah is horny, boss fight music faintly plays.

It's like the Jojo 'Menacing' aura, but somehow more terrifying.