I'm only here to babysit.

Magnus. If my children or grandchildren directed you to my blog, it is unlikely that they like you.

[eightninea]

Filings —

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[gifsboom]

Perfect magnets

[hoiplatapolloi]

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

[edwardspoonhands]

Originally posted by fencehopping

[kasaron]

Magnets are pure bullshit.

Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

I love magnets

[setheverman]

you: heavy metal me, an intellectual: burdensome mineral

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Taking a break from studying for finals to talk about something else that I hate: Christmas Time.

So, I wanna preface this by saying that I personally do celebrate christmas since my dad’s side of the family is christian and my dad wants to keep a few of his childhood traditions alive, which is reasonable. But I dont get super into it, we dont have extended family, we dont decorate our house aside from a small tree, I obviously dont go to church, and I do the stereotypical american jewish christmas of chinese food and movies. But even I get the piss taken out of me when I talk about *gasp* eating chinese takeout on christmas rather than, idk ham or some shit.

So, there are some very real things to be upset about as a minority religion in America during christmas time. Its fucking alienating as hell.  For a growing part of the year (id say about 2 months rn) christian goyim just seem to forget that not everyone celebrates their holidays.  “You can’t just not celebrate christmas! Its not a christian holiday its an american holiday!” Yeah buddy Im not gonna get super fuckin excited about the birth of a religious figure of christianity.  I dont care that its about “family.” I have OTHER holidays to be close with my family. You know, JEWISH HOLIDAYS.  Then when I dont get into it and just politely refuse to take part in my school’s christmas time bullshit, not even saying it shouldn’t happen, just saying I dont want to take part, suddenly Im a heartless monster. 

Oh yeah and is it just me or is Scrooge from A Christmas Carol antisemitic as hell? Oh yeah money grubbing old man usually depicted with a big hooked nose hates christmas and children because the only reason anyone would not enjoy christian holidays is if theyre a heartless greedy jew- I mean monster.

then theres the white christians whining every fucking year about the war on christmas and how christians are just sooooooooo persecuted in America and someone said happy holidays to them at work while holding a plain red starbucks cup and it made them weep all over their cross necklaces.  This year its especially painful because we just elected a man president who could actually do tangible real harm to jews and especially muslims so, white christians, your fucking crocodile tears about how the j00z just hate family values so much arent fucking working on me. Y'all act like we have a persecution complex then turn around and pull this shit. Its not cute.

Then ofc the goyische nonsense rumor that hanukah is somehow the most important jewish holiday started because “it happens in the winter it must be like out winter holiday!”

And, of course, Im going here, the rise in antisemitic hate crimes that happens consistently every christmas. Its worse on easter but it really is bad on christmas too.

Anyway, hating christmas does not fucking make you a bad person. 

this felt really good to rant about ngl Ive been thinking all this for weeks

[natalia-james-deactivated201807]

Wanda: But is it necessary to plant such fear in the hearts of the people, Magneto?

Magneto: Of course! Humans are like sheep! They respond to certain stimuli – and fear is one of the most potent!

(Uncanny X-men #4)

[assguardlan-blog]

heavymetalisdead:

The entire point of debate is to be ostentatiously argumentative and I would consider that a glowing compliment of your skills. I am proud of you.

I have been doing well! Raven and I have been making some changes to the house now that it is empty of children. Perhaps I will welcome new young mutants should any seek an alternative to the Institute.

Thank you! Something tells me a couple of my peers would prefer I wasn’t so argumentative but. I’ll take the compliment, I guess. <3 Thank you very much.

!!!!

I think that would be nice. The institute isn’t for everyone and you both would be good role models and safekeepers for anyone who might come along. If you ever need any help or just want company, I’m usually free when I’m not in class or getting called out to fight?

[heavymetalisdead]

I always have time for family so long as they wish to occupy it. Would you like to have lunch sometime this week?

[scrltwch]

Vati please 

Please…. 

……………HAVE YOU JUST BEEN LURKING THIS ENTIRE TIME?! 

[heavymetalisdead]

Maybe.

[assguardlan-blog]

heavymetalisdead:

Hello, William, it is nice to see you too. How are your studies coming along?

Pretty well! I’m off for the week for the holiday and finals are coming up but it’s not going too badly.

Though I’m ‘ostentatiously argumentative’ according to my peer reviews in Debates in Ethics so. I’m not sure if that’s bad or not.

How have you been?

[heavymetalisdead]

The entire point of debate is to be ostentatiously argumentative and I would consider that a glowing compliment of your skills. I am proud of you.

I have been doing well! Raven and I have been making some changes to the house now that it is empty of children. Perhaps I will welcome new young mutants should any seek an alternative to the Institute.

[scrltwch]

oh my god things are heating up very quickly I’m so glad none of my parents read my blog 

[heavymetalisdead]

I’ve been summoned by the sensation that things are happening on the internet.

[scrltwch]

UNGODLY SCREAMING.

[assguardlan-blog]

Hi Grandfather!

[heavymetalisdead]

Hello, William, it is nice to see you too. How are your studies coming along?

[scrltwch]

oh my god things are heating up very quickly I’m so glad none of my parents read my blog 

[heavymetalisdead]

I've been summoned by the sensation that things are happening on the internet.

[morcinder]

#why?

I want to see what happens 

[heavymetalisdead]

I will turn into the villain from the Disney version of Big Hero 6.

[morcinder]

Never saw it but spiky ferrofluid magnus in my head makes me laugh

[heavymetalisdead]

You're ruining my joke.

[morcinder]

my money is on even when hes not actively usin his powers the ferrofluid will turn him in to a big liquid metal porcupine that fills up the room

[heavymetalisdead]

You're a nuisance, girl.

[morcinder]

#why?

I want to see what happens 

[heavymetalisdead]

I will turn into the villain from the Disney version of Big Hero 6.

[did-you-know]

[morcinder]

did-you-kno:

When magnetic ferrofluid comes in contact with a magnetic object, it becomes a moving sculpture that reflects the shape of the object’s magnetic field. Source

[assguardlan-blog]

I mean. It might be a generational gap thing? But a lot of people communicate via this and it doesn’t mess things up. Plus I don’t foresee myself hating Teddy for any reason.

If anything it’ll be just like irl things. ‘Billy no you can’t fight [x thing here]’

[heavymetalisdead]

I suppose so. You persevere in different ways.

You should come over some time. Bring him if you like. And your brother. The house is very quiet with the twins all moved out.

[magnetischmutant-blog]