A Heck Free Zone

I’ve been on this damn site over 10 years, here’s a silly side blog for the silly thoughts I don’t want on my main.

[heckfreezone]

Going by this morning, I’ve apparently got to rip out all my eyelashes before they stop getting in my eyes. At least that’s what it felt like

[heckfreezone]

How many eyelashes must I rip out over the course of my life?

[manfrommars2049]

UBI needs to happen. via antiwork

[hasufin]

I think most importantly, it would give us the leverage to say “no”. To walk away from bad jobs and abusive managers. To refuse to work in unsafe environments. To demand better pay.

To demand better, because the options are no longer “suck it up” or “die”.

[tehamelie]

The counter-argument: Not having UBI is in the interests of those in power who want to do anything to the people they are in power over in order to remain in power.

If the greed of the few should come before the need of the many.

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

[apartment-witch]

am i having a stroke

[walks-the-ages]

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

[cannabisexual]

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[heckfreezone]

I know being clinically depressed is a Mood TM, but it sure ruins the day sometimes

[heckfreezone]

Migraines can fuck off.

Sincerely,

Tired of this shit

[heckfreezone]

I have the sweetest cat, she’s come over for cuddles and pets and it’s so nice

[capnsoapy]

"what's tumblr like?" "well currently the majority of the userbase are writing synopses and critiques for a movie dreamt up by an old shoe"

[thatdisasterauthor]

If I had a nickle for every time the launch of the new moon mission was delayed by a hurricane, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that's happened twice in about a month.

Is the rocket summoning the storms? Are the storms trying to stop the rocket? We just don't know.

[synebluetoo]

@katy-l-wood fun fact during lockdown I wrote a truly terrible novel about how NASA was a ancient, secret brotherhood of werewolves intent on destroying their ancient enemy, the moon.

They fought a tribe of witch mermaids who got their magic powers from the tides, and yes they summoned storms to stop the rockets.

So…I hope I didn’t manifest something

[thatdisasterauthor]

Wait, this sounds delightful.

[stitch-n-time]

Where to find this?

I know people at NASA who would eat this up!

[synebluetoo]

@stitch-n-time I have it on a Google doc but if anyone at NASA actually read it they trade off would be a free launch into the sun if I didn’t just die of embarrassment on the spot

[stitch-n-time]

They’re not planning a trip to the sun anytime soon that I’m aware of, but there’s supposed to be a launch soon if you want to watch it. XD

[synebluetoo]

@stitch-n-time @katy-l-wood

I uh, I found it. I’d have to type it but you guys sure you want it? I forgot how…carnivorous the mermaids are 😅

[synebluetoo]

I’m so sorry.

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[thatdisasterauthor]

PERFECT. I SHALL READ TOMORROW.

[calsabon]

Hi! I ALSO know people who work/have worked for NASA, and both groups are deeply interested in ideas on why a launch might be… odd.

[synebluetoo]

By talos this can’t be happening WHY is NASA on Tumblr

[thatdisasterauthor]

I love every single thing this silly little post has spawned.

[heckfreezone]

Other people’s hips might not lie, but mine keep insisting on various falsehoods, like how being a bipedal mammal was a great choice.