Ah Fuck

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[sillysiluriforme]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[applebirdmouse]

Hello pirate101 community I curse upon you my pirate. He just sucks. 🦜

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).

[sillysiluriforme]

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[hellsitegenetics]

happy 4th to her

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[everythingfox]

“My big boy weighs 1 pound”

(Source)

[dreadwedge]

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

[garbae5000]

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

[dreadwedge]

swish

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[everythings-a-feather]

I got hit by the most intense mental image upon seeing this post

Ok bye

[cookiedough77]

at work but had to reblog

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

[thathomestar]

do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles

[touga-party-deactivated20161223]

hell yea they do

[pulmonary-poultry]

Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”

[darkenedyeastextract]

Junji Ito is the funniest motherfucker alive

[yaoist]

it's very funny how people immediately forget a character is disabled as soon as their character arc stops orbiting around their disability. like he's missing a leg.

[explodingsilver]

[nxptvnee]

A lot of the comments are ignoring the fact that he is still disabled. “But it’s a super arm” “he got a new arm” “he had a prosthetic” so fun fact you’re still disabled if you are missing an arm even if you get a prosthetic that works just as well as your arm. You still have a disability. That’s how disabilities work. I do not want to see someone without a disability having a take on this atp.

[dragoninthelabratory]

Like there is some nuance on how well your society can/will accommodate you, farsightedness is less significant if you've got access to glasses and dyslexia is a bigger issue if written communication is your main form of communication - but being able to accommodate it near perfectly doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[manny-jacinto]

SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY (2026) dir. Daniel Cretton