This Writer Barbie Has Dyslexia!

i write what i want and i look cute doing it dms are always open for friends!!

[hedonistvenus]

Hi, I’m Venus and I write what I want! Asks are always open and DMs are open for friends!! 🪦🕊️

🌻 Fics: https://hedonistvenus.tumblr.com/tagged/my-fics

🌻 Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/hedonistvenus

🌻 Twitter: https://twitter.com/hedonistvenus_

🌻 Main Blog: https://mariekondoholic.tumblr.com

[annadante-deactivated20260710]

actually think yuuta is perfect for writing non penetrative sex. all the knife-play, katana-play, the predator/pray play in his domain, RCT. Monster girlfriend in his ring. beautiful Zen'in girlfriend. he's the guy that will take down the worst curse user at 16 and also let Maki and Rika fondle his insides for fun <3

[annadante-deactivated20260710]

does this guy look normal and hinged to you? he's already mentally jerking at the thought of katana going through him

[asterosian]

I saw the take (from a fandom I don't go to) stating something like "I'm all for toxic yaoi but you can't be drawing rape art and tagging it as a ship, that's nasty" and I'm just... baffled? I'm genuinely wondering what people have sanded down and are now calling "toxic yaoi" because back in my day "toxic yaoi" quite often had noncon and dubcon as major elements. I feel like people shouldn't claim to like "toxic yaoi" if they couldn't handle the average BL anime/manga from the early 2000s without spontaneously combusting.

“Toxic yaoi” and it’s just a m/m relationship with a realistic amount of conflict probably

[koreplus]

yeah

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

[ohcashewart]

[bqnnabreado]

Happy New Year

[sapphireicecream]

Sundrops ☀️💧

[chevlvrs]

You can't convince me William wouldn't send those pics. Like for every holiday & everything 😭

[thesituation]

chilchuck fans r inherently so funny we’ll be like “yesss bitch serve cunt!!” and it’s like. an image of a sweet looking little guy sitting on a mushroom and smiling

[thesituation]

“pussy puss puss give em cunt cunt cunt bitch”

[currrsy]

chilchuck!

[enderscribbles]

drinking buddies (ft. textpost from @demilypyro)

(edit: Added ID made by @princess-of-purple-prose! embedded in alt text.)

[atsuani]

just an Asanoya doodle 💖

[hedonistvenus]

Writing Patterns!!

Rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern! I was tagged by @naryrising @carrochan 💕

In Too Deep - There was something... stagnating about being a handful of months from graduating university.

Jealousy, Jealousy - Knives scowled in silence as he turned his attention out the classroom window, his fluffy white tail flicking back and forth in annoyance.

Snow Camellia - Thoma smoothed his clothes out and knocked on the door at the end of the hallway.

Ungodly Hour - As far as Knives Saverem was concerned, he was a devoted, loving, benevolent father.

Melodrama - It was rare for children to see their string of fate at such a young age, but Knives was five when he first noticed the pale red chord connecting him to Vash.

happier than ever - Koutarou was a loud child by nature.

Factory Reset - Nicholas Wolfwood wiped the sweat from his brow.

here comes the sun - Akaashi fastened something around Koutarou's neck.

Poise & Presentation - “Ah!” Kenma gasped for breath; his fingers tensing, clutching the ornate bedpost with a harsh grip.

Muscle Milk - Koutarou always got too excited when he was invited to training events by the national youth league.

Commonalities: I like to start with short sentences and actions. Sometimes I start with a longer run-on sentence, but that's usually when the main character is introspecting, rather than doing something.

Pretty unsurprising. I'm actually terrible at starting new fics, so I often look back on my writing to mimic my sentence structure. Short sentences are my very best friends.

[osamusbigtits]

asexual bokuken....

[irlcats]

quick kenma doodle (wearing bokuto's jacket)

[irlcats]

ot4/dynamics