The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 5)
Sirius: If you can get rid of the r in angry to make angy
Sirius: Can you get rid of a letter in another emotion?
Remus: Like sad?
Sirius: Sd
Remus:
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 5)
Sirius: If you can get rid of the r in angry to make angy
Sirius: Can you get rid of a letter in another emotion?
Remus: Like sad?
Sirius: Sd
Remus:
Sirius: I officially identify as a problem
Sirius: Your fucking problem, but a problem nonetheless :D
Remus:
The ‘there’s only one bed’ trope but instead of waking up in each other’s arms the ship wakes up and one of them is spread out across the entire bed and the other one is falling on the ground.
Sirius: My love for you is like a tornado
Sirius: It’s huge but destructive :)
Remus:
Remus: I’m gonna go sleep with my best friend now…I’m tired
James: Wait- YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH SIRIUS?!?
Remus: What? No, I meant my bed
Remus: But yeah, that too
James: o - o
Regulus: Wtf why is there a child screaming at the top of their lungs right outside my house
Regulus: How annoying
Regulus: Someone take their kid back I don’t want it
The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (Part 4)
Sirius: If your life was a movie, what genre would it be?
Remus: A comedy because my life’s a fucking joke
The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 3)
James: What’s the napkin thing called?
Remus: …a napkin
The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 2)
James: Hey, you might as well tell me, we’re practically best friends already
Lily: …but we’re dating
James: Oh! Even better then!
Starbucks barista: Hi, what can I get for you today?
Remus: Mental stability
Barista:
Remus: …just a caramel Frappuccino please
The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 1)
Sirius: Remus?
Remus: Yes?
Sirius: Nothing, I just wanted to hear your voice
Sirius filming: So- ew omg wait my eyeliner is definitely uneven
Sirius: Anyways I might’ve broken my toe this morning-
Sirius: This biscuit reminds me of you
Snape: Because I’m small and cute?
Sirius: No because you’re personality’s dry and your hair is oily
Sirius, going to get drinks: I’ll be back!
Remus: How unfortunate
Me: So I just broke up with my boyfriend last night
Grandma: Oh, which one?
Me: …Grandma I’m not that much of a hoe
Sirius Black wore a black maid’s dress to Walburga’s funeral just to spite her even in death and you can’t change my mind
McGonagall: What is the weirdest question you can think of that would definitely get rejected
McGonagall: Now think of what you could do to avoid that rejection
James: I would ask Lily to go out with me and when she says no I’ll threaten to hold my breath until she says yes :D
McGonagall: I should’ve seen this coming…