put on your war paint

i'm abbi. 21 and from the UK. i reblog a lot of whatever i want.

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[howglorygoes]

you’ve heard of a sourdough starter? well, honey *points at mouth* this is a sourdough finisher

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[thezeldafanboy]

The cats have finally returned to the airports :) the earth is healing

[chartreuze]

[gorps]

[ginger-ale-official]

Well what’s the fucking point then

[thrussy]

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

[sleepgrifter]

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[fuckheadwitha]

The extremely rare 6th stage of grief.

[april]

IF SHE HAS PINCERS AND AN EXOSKELETON AND WALKS SIDEWAYS SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL SHE IS A CRAB

[the-descolada]

SHE’S STILL MY GIRL

FUCK YOU

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I just watched this 6 times in a row. A masterpiece

[adulthoodisokay]

UNMUTE

[knightons]

Favourite Characters ✦ Jason Mendoza (The Good Place) “The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, ‘cause you’re good at everything. You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself.”

[theocseason4]

[r-ambien]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do not stand at my grave and cry i am not there i do not vibe

[vapingbaby]

[remi-demi94]

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[kitt-the-werefox]

this is someone who's had every last shred of self worth brutally stripped away by shitty customers and even worse management

[byjove]

[wizardofgaysex]

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>