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eggsy unwin + fuck

#this is the best film in existence holy crap #kingsman #eggsy unwin #eggsy #taron egerton #kingsman: the secret service

baawri

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White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.

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That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.

itstiddybois

does anyone know the name of this film?

amarakaran

The movie is called Kurbaan!

anilengka

This is the kind of stuff some of us know, but they don’t talk about it in the media and it doesn’t get spread properly. Learn your History. It’s so important.

armandyke

“do you have a boyfriend yet?”

“when are you gonna get a job?”

“what are you gonna do with your life?”

#so glad that we’re all such disappointments together

winxmania102

Um, like, NOTHING in this world is taken more seriously than my Hogwarts house. NOTHING.👏🙅👏

sharcncarter

natasha just sit in the damn chair you drama queen

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fucktrey

this images all have a particularly russian aura to them

neopolitanfox

Well she is Russian.

nayrael

This is actually how Slavs sit when westerners are away.

moriartysqueen

“Stayin’ alive… so boring isn’t it?”

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hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

oldcicadahymns-archived

#hades probably double knots his laces

zenosanalytic

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

ronandhermy

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.