W for Wig

I am the following:cancer, nerd, gamer, writer, artist (at times anyway), gay guy, owner of random crap, knower of useless facts, member of many fandoms, and old enough to fight for my country but too young to buy myself a drink on my own.I watch tons of...

[helgathewig]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[tastefullyoffensive]

Worth it. (via welder22)

[slowspinningredemption]

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

[spoopy-eneko]

@bastardbat

[warkorkweh]

[helgathewig]

Mehemehmehemehemehemehemhe

I am drunk.

I’m still alive.

Today confirms, being high is better than being drunk.

[nafessawilliam]

[lawisnotmocked]

This is an oddly specific meme but I feel like you guys will still get it y'know?

[the-chaotic-one-deactivated2020]

Javert’s first name is Inspector?

[lawisnotmocked]

Oh my god yes how could I forget?!

There fixed it.

[goth-gay]

This headline gave me mesothelioma and I’m entitled to financial compensation

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[spookihope]

it tastes of fuck all

[kerriaitken]

Hey, Scrawny. Ready to get your pre-hunt on?

[bedbugbiting]

[helgathewig]

Them: What are your new year’s plans?

What I say: Oh might meet up with friends, hang out, nothing too crazy.

What I mean: Laying on the couch/bed, binging all of Broadchurch with the cat, drinking box wine.

[helgathewig]

I wasn't kidding.

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[helgathewig]

Also on new years, i will be high as balls.

[helgathewig]

Them: What are your new year's plans?

What I say: Oh might meet up with friends, hang out, nothing too crazy.

What I mean: Laying on the couch/bed, binging all of Broadchurch with the cat, drinking box wine.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[captainlordauditor]

OMG

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.