"Oh well, here we go again."

I'm Mykah 👋🏾 Transman, no plan, sleeps with a fan, oh hot damn! 30, kind of funny

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[localsmartass]

I'm a smartass, in an area

[localsmartass]

Who knew that not having a menstrual cycle would significantly improve my mental health. Huh.

[localsmartass]

They're gonna make something like Stranger Things: Requiem or some shit I bet

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[lokaror]

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

[localsmartass]

I love that my music algorithm goes from Kendrick Lamar, to classical music, to K-Pop, to Pierce the Veil, then someone like Adele or Beyonce plays.

I'm a mess. Lmfao.

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[tockthewatchdog]

[mi-ciudad]

as a gay person who walks fast MOVE

[haitiansmurf]

As a straight person, why do yall walk so fast 😭

[mi-ciudad]

we got shit to do

[localsmartass]

Just two more weeks and I'm on vacation for a week 😮‍💨

[fictionspacecowboy]

Yes Mistress

[classicsnake]

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

[classicsnake]

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

[classicsnake]

GOD DAMN IT

[classicsnake]

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

[goldenduckie]

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[localsmartass]

Oh so the vibe at work this month is "Fuck this, and while we're at it, fuck you too."

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD