I'm writing for fun

S'up. Don't expect Canon to stop me. I've written all my stories sober, stop asking. Jaune-centric RWBY Fanfics. Harem stories to come. Yes, I know they're terrible, but so is smoking, we all have our vices.

[thecorpsethatwalks]

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

[animentality]

[lonesilverw0lf]

The people that want ‘a story about a strong Jedi turning to the Dark Side’ while we have Anakin, Dooku, Revan, Javen Solo, and several others are the same ones who think the ‘Force is Female’ and ‘the Sith are acktually the goooder guys’.

There’s a reason we fans call these people Tourists. Star Wars is a case study in why Gatekeeping matters.

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[hurricane--anjelica]

so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses

and

i

am

in

fucking

tears

like these are so accurate

too

accurate

and

not

even

an

exaggeration

about

how

we see ourselves

[booker-the-dewitt-deactivated20]

America has 365…I laughed to hard!

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Go back to Canada, Iowa.

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

This is the best post ever.

[amorformusic]

@fastlifeandfreedom

[fastlifeandfreedom]

YASSSS

[notaflexitarian]

Weak allies who don’t speak German. Enough said.

I still laugh at this post. Every single time.

[ok-lets-try-sobriety-again-deac]

‘merica

[gunnarsvard]

‘Murica

[moodyoldman]

The weak allies post had me dying. These are great!

[thesocialjusticedragons]

[myowngalpal]

My sides

[kurapika-r]

Nami age 40-60 from new SBS

[sarafinascomplex-deactivated202]

oda do you….do you know how to draw older women?

[sunnysundown]

yes he does 

he just likes to do easy to draw pretty girls

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[naamahdarling]

AYFKM this shit is ASPIRATIONAL.

[saintofpride201]

Average Ace Attorney prosecutor

[sasasafeier]

[s1lver0live]

The D that is big idk, here is a doodle of a songle father of 21.

Apparently an ottoman at that.

[enba-and-luka]

[weatherman667]

Fire is alive, so it feels fair that fog also is.

[weatherman667]

Following the tradition:

First the shitpost, then the explanation.

Despite not being a thing, fire has the elements of life, depending on your definition. They have since added Cellular Structure and Heritability, which are not necessary for life, and seemed designed solely to exclude fire. Fire satisfies Metabolism, Growth, Reproduction, and Responds to the Environment.

[missingnorockl]

BEHOLD! A MAN!

[howlingday]

That don't look like no featherless biped

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[aberrantemotion]

[zum1udontno]

[jauneglazer]

A Knight's Angel

VOLUME WARNING!!!

[howlingday]

Penny: You can trust me, Jaune~!

Penny: NOINUERNOINUERNOINUER NOINUERNOINUERNOINUERNOINUER NOINUERNOINUERNOINUERNOINUER~!

[beardedmrbean]

[wh40kartwork]

by Mohamed Saad

[wh40kartwork]

John Blanche has died. RIP.

[badpunktakes]

And dat's what punk is really all about

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

lubes here.