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33 NB They/Them

[meltedmush]

Art dump with some lesbingqiu!!

[ash-and-starlight-deact]

opposite ends on the “third wheeling brother” spectrum

[pipshinwhatever]

introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

[pipshinwhatever]

her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was "the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won't accept credit. you're against stealing but you also don't want your wife to die. what do you do?"

our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he's paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we're ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival

did not go the way he thought it would

[whereserpentswalk]

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[x0401x]

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

[starfieldcanvas]

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

[westiec]

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

[ineffectualdemon]

Periodic reminder the blog the OP was talking about is a blog of someone who got harassed off their original account because people took everything they said in the worst possible light and did a lot of pissing on the poor regarding their posts

They settled on a second blog where they can still follow their friends and mutuals but actively discourage new followers so they can have some fucking peace

[bobby-luv]

[xanaxfarts]

Spotted at a pizza joint in Luigi Mangione’s hometown.

[assiraphales]

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

[sicksadsus]

Astarion: Also Astarion:

[hell-hirsch]

Also astarion:

[quercus-queer]

NOW THIS IS THE KINDA ASSASSINATION I EXPECT FROM TRUE BLOODED AMERICANS YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS 🦅🦅🦅

[ailedandimpaled-deactivated2025]

It's a waste of resources going after that guy especially in NYC. Go help that grieving mother of 10 years you put off or some shit instead.

Literally no one wants him punished.

[zipzoomzaria]

Part 1 of some of the Sluttiest things Astarion has done (in my opinion)

Look you up and down when propositioning you at the camp party

“Yes my treasure” sway

Wiggle his fucking fingers like that

Make tav lay down to suck them dry and then grab the back of their head and get ontop and—

The stupid dramatic breath and the little princess twirl

Bite your lip like that (I have died)

Twirl his weapons????

This look specifically

[pixelartpeach]

BG3 Patch 8???

Photo mode???

New subclasses???

Dark doggo???

Hello???

Baldur’s Gate 3 Patch 8, Due Out in 2025, Adds 12 New Subclasses and Loads More - IGN

Baldur's Gate 3 developer Larian has revealed what to expect from Patch 8, the game's last major patch.

[marudyne]

I've been reading yuwu, have some doodles (I read up to vol 4 of the official translations, waiting now for vol 5!)

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[wizardhecker]

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

[lucyvaleheart]

I agree with literally everything op is saying and I don't want to detract from their point but this website here, specifically for mobile games (though they intend to eventually branch out to other types) is creating a database that flags those exact types of predatory things. It also flags games as safe, so if you want to look for safe mobile games this is an invaluable resource.

https://www.darkpattern.games/

It also has definitions, explanations, and examples of all the different types of psychological manipulations games pull on the website so if anyone ever tries to give you "just don't spend money, it's easy" you can send them this

[mothman-etd]

Oh thank god, I lost my link to dark pattern some time ago and I thought I would never find it again.

[king-shit-thembo]

Everyone rn:

[yourlocalxenomorph]

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

[yourlocalxenomorph]

literally all it entails is sending people "trick-or-treat" asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy

[coelii]

Don’t forget trick or treating this year everyone!

[marvelmaniac715]

I won’t forget this year

[bigmilkymantatas]

You'll all get treats this year if you send those asks my way!

[that-mf-under-your-bed]

Mutuals

Get ready